Chews us up and spits us out — that's all the Internet does these days. While sites such as ManBabies and Cat Ladies make a big show of decapitating and switching people's heads for fun, Om Nom Nom Nom hunts down and shows the hungry, abstract monster in every photo. Start looking and you'll notice that he's always lurking.
And "with fiber for your poops"! Oh, Orlando — so thoughtful! This is definitely not an ill-conceived breakfast cereal.
Let's beat a dead horse, shall we? The Eliot Spitzer sex scandal took the nation by storm last week and although the dude is officially outta office, the internets are still gonna have their way with him. A number of Photoshop pros put their skillz to work and pimped out the former governor of New York — free of charge.
Though hog-tied comics are bemoaning the excruciating difficulty of making jokes about the oh, so serious and sensitivity-requiring state of the election (hey, it's not working construction, jokesters) Jib Jab thinks they've found a way around the "how do we tell a joke like Obama" dilemma.
Looking like the 2004 Bush and Kerry This Land Is Your Land vid, the 2008 installment is set to Bob Dylan's Times They Are a-Changin'. Did they solve the Obama humor-vacuum by making him ride a unicorn?
With the help of Photoshop, a number of celebs got unnecessary face flips. Is this an exaggerated critique of the horrific results achieved by plastic surgery gone wild in this day and age? Or was it all done in good fun?
I loyally tuned in to Doogie Howser, M.D. back in the day, waiting for him to start abusing prescription pills or run an underground clinic where he prescribed narcotics to the kids at school. But this was wholesome family programming; my alternate plots were a long shot.
Giggle Readers, I need only 19 more surveys filled out. (That's just one down from yesterday, people!) If you haven't filled one out, please do—it will take you a few minutes. I'm prepared to get all studious for you, carefully reading those surveys you're going to fill out and send me.