Why learn "How do I get to the museum" or "Where can I get fondue?" All you really need to say in other languages is "Penis." It's like the Esperanto of words. Source Another winner, anaisethenry! Read more

60-Foot Penis Painted on Roof Like mooning, fart jokes, and falling humor, a good penis drawing never fails to elicit a cheap and easy chuckle. That's what an 18-year-old in Berkshire, England, thought when he secretly painted a 60-foot penis on the roof of his parents' mansion. They say he'll have to wash it off when he's back from travelling. I wonder who gave them the news . . . Source Read more

Interesting. I didn't know that about Northwest Airlines. Or about Georgia! I guess this is why it pays to watch the news. Read more

Man in Penis Costume 'Streaks' Graduation With Silly String Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume? Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume? Creepy. Calvin Morette, age 19, crashed this year's Saratoga Springs High School graduation dressed in his Sunday best — an Read more

Blaming the ocean for those crabs? Now that's low. Source Read more

That's right: a giant fortune cookie! And maybe a big, curvaceous bum, but that's only if I drag my mind down the gutter. Which is exactly what the following "nature shots" require: a filthy mind and a juvenile amusement with the nether regions of the human body. Hee-hee. (If super-sexy lawnscapes are more your thing, click here.) View 5 Photos › Photo 1 Photo 2 Photo 3 Photo 4 Photo Read more

Who doesn't love a custard-filled cake? Source Read more

It's been well over a year since we featured the Magic Cone Disposable Urination Funnel for Women as our product of the day. The product had a set of cartoon instructions featuring a girl wearing a uniform and a sensible pair of white undies demonstrating its use. This was disturbing, but not as disturbing as the following live-action video where some chick uses the funnel to pee — with much Read more

Look very closely: The writing's on the wall. Thanks, College Humor! Read more

Don't you just love musicals? Source Read more