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Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Man in Penis Costume 'Streaks' Graduation With Silly String

Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume? Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume? Creepy. Calvin Morette, age 19, crashed this year's Saratoga Springs High School graduation dressed in his Sunday best - an inflatable six-foot penis costume - even though he already graduated last year. To make matters worse, Calvin had silly string. Lots and lots of silly string. I'd say someone's darn ballsy - and in need of a girlfriend, maybe? To read more on the story, click here.

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Public Display of Infection

GiggleSugar — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Blaming the ocean for those crabs? Now that's low.

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Have Your Cake and Blow It, Too

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Who doesn't love a custard-filled cake?

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She Doesn't Get Paid Enough

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Look very closely: The writing's on the wall.

Thanks, College Humor!

It's Austin Powers, Baby!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:00:00 -0700

He may be the biggest douche evah, but there's something about Austin Powers that keeps me coming back for more. It sure as hell ain't his oral hygiene, or his Swedish-made penis enlarger (which he denies, denies, denies ever owning), or his insistence on reducing women to infants. It's . . . his middle name. Yeah, baby, yeah!

Rude Doodles

GiggleSugar — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0700

Or, as I like to call them, Dude-les. Boys are obsessed.

Intimate Problem: Penile Fracture

DearSugar — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:30:00 -0800

There's a time and place for wild sex, but you don't want to become too energetic and risk giving your man a penile fracture. When I saw this happen on a recent episode of Grey's Anatomy, I thought they were joking. I mean, there's no bone in the penis, so how could it become fractured? This rare injury actually involves the cylinder in the penis known as the corpus cavernosum, the part that becomes engorged with blood when a man has an erection. When the lining of this cylinder ruptures, it's known as a penile fracture. It's apparently an extremely painful injury that may be accompanied by a popping sound, immediately followed by bruising and loss of erection. The urethra may also be damaged, and a guy may notice blood at the opening of his penis. This is not something that will remedy itself with ibuprofen and a bag of ice - immediate medical attention and surgery is necessary, and if the guy doesn't get help, he can suffer permanent damage to his business.

A penile fracture can happen during sex when the woman is on top, when the penis becomes overbent, or if too much pressure is applied. It can also happen in non-sexual situations - anytime a guy suffers trauma to his penis while having an erection, he's at risk for a penile fracture. Like I said, this is a pretty rare injury so I wouldn't worry too much about hurting your man, but it is something to keep in mind.

To see the Grey's Anatomy clip, read more.

Here's the clip from the episode "Stairway to Heaven."

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Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 08:00:00 -0700

60-Foot Penis Painted on Roof

Like mooning, fart jokes, and falling humor, a good penis drawing never fails to elicit a cheap and easy chuckle. That's what an 18-year-old in Berkshire, England, thought when he secretly painted a 60-foot penis on the roof of his parents' mansion. They say he'll have to wash it off when he's back from travelling. I wonder who gave them the news . . .

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You Asked: I Can't Tell if He's Kidding!

DearSugar — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:00:00 -0700

Dear Sugar,

I recently met this guy who seems too good to be true. He's extremely attractive, exactly my type, intelligent, funny and single! We have been on a few dates but have only kissed. Everything seems to be going well, but one thing has been confusing/bothering me. Since one of our first dates, he has been making jokes and comments regarding having a small penis. I asked my friends about it and they figured he was just saying that because it is in fact big, and he wants to make me curious. He made another comment yesterday (probably his fifth) and I just couldn't take it anymore. I questioned him as to why he keeps talking about his small penis and asked if this was a normal joke topic among guys. He told me it wasn't a joke, it was in fact the truth. He said he'd rather I know now, before we have sex (which may happen in the near future) so I'm not surprised.

This attitude is confusing and totally unattractive. I don't know what to think - I've never dealt with a man with a small penis before and definitely not the insecurities that come along with it. I don't know how to react to his jokes, which continued immediately following our "talk." This is odd behavior to me and I'm wondering if this is a normal coping mechanism for guys lacking below the belt. What can I do to make him feel better about himself? - Perplexed Pam

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Dear Perplexed Pam,

To be honest, I'm just as confused as you are! Since you're still in the getting-to-know-you phase, I would think that he'd be doing his best to show you all his good attributes, not wasting time cutting himself down. If he is in fact small, the only reason I'd think he'd continue to talk about it is that he's trying to lower your expectations so you're not disappointed when your relationship progresses to the next level.

I completely understand that his self-deprecating humor is both confusing and unattractive, so I think another little chat is in order. Tell him that talking about his penis size to soften the blow is actually doing the complete opposite. This is obviously an insecurity you cannot relate to, so keep reassuring him of your feelings and the next time he makes a jab at himself, try to stop him before he has a chance to finish. We all know the old saying, "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean," so hopefully his size, whatever it truly is, won't be an issue when you two finally become intimate. Good luck.

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High Blood Pressure's Effect on Your Sex Life

DearSugar — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:30:00 -0800

High blood pressure (also called hypertension) is really common. It can be caused by stress, a diet high in saturated fat and sodium, and it can also be a result of genetics. High blood pressure comes with a risk for heart problems, so if you suffer from hypertension, you may be wondering if it's still safe to get it on. Since sex (like all cardio activity) can get your heart pumping, the concern is that the physical exertion will put too much stress on your heart which could cause a heart attack. You'll be happy to know that according to the American Heart Association, fewer than one percent of heart attacks have occurred while getting busy in the bedroom. So for those that have their blood pressure under control, sex gets a thumbs up! Hypertension can make sex less enjoyable though, and if you're wondering how, just read more.

For guys, hypertension can cause erectile dysfunction, since blood flow to the penis may be slow. Having this problem even once can cause a guy to be really nervous and self-conscious about sex, which could affect the relationship and his performance.

For ladies, blood flow to the lady parts is also reduced, which can cause vaginal dryness, difficulty getting aroused, and issues with reaching orgasm. Also, if stress is the cause of her hypertension, she'll be too uneasy to allow herself to let go, so chances are her sex drive will suffer the consequences.

The bottom line here, ladies and gentlemen, is that high blood pressure is no joke. It can begin in your 20s and continue throughout your lifetime. Aside from it affecting your overall health, you don't want it to put a damper on your sex life either, so get checked by your doctor and begin treatment if necessary. Your orgasms depend on it!

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