Isn't the "Cashman" a Little Too Old for This?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

This ad starts out as any low-budget pawn shop commercial would: some overly energetic douche stands too close to the camera while begging to buy your junk from you. But William Oliver, the self-titled "Cashman," doesn't settle for run-of-the-mill. He knows how to differentiate himself from the rest - by way of a sleazy jingle and a few scantily-clad backup dancers. Novel, no?

Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Buy Junk

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 May 2008 01:00:00 -0700

As if the crap for sale at pawn shops isn't questionable enough, these dudes think talking like Ahnold and taking a public leak in the middle of their own shop will compel customers to "get down here now." More like, get outta here now - and they won't be back. Unless, of course, they discover that the oversized diamond engagement ring they bought was really an overpriced cubic zirconia set on a band of fool's gold.

TresSugar

Isn't the "Cashman" a Little Too Old for This?

Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Buy Junk