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Paula Abdul Wigging Out on QVC

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Paula might want to find another spokesperson for her QVC jewelry line. She can't string a sentence together to save her life. When she's not hiding behind a bouquet of flowers, she's exclaiming non sequiturs like, "It's my anniversary!" My favorite line? When she tries to explain that you can wear a necklace "around in the jean . . . into the, area" and finally the other QVC host says, "Belt loop." Wow.

Paula Abdul Is Funny When She's Not Trying

GiggleSugar — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:00:00 -0800

What's with this new trend of pop stars doing humor? Earlier this week, we saw Janet spoof a teen witch and now Paula's pimping her new single by way of a self-deprecating comedy sketch. The self-effacing part could've been unintentional, but that's exactly why we love the dancer turned singer turned poster child of crazy- yeah? For more Paula, tune into Best Week Ever tonight on Vh1.

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:00:00 -0800

Can y'all please tell me what the freak celeb chef Paula Deen, Queen of Butter, is doing mooning people at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival? Cuz I am very, very confused.

Are You There Paula? It's Me, Your Mind

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Last night's episode of American Idol strayed from the norm and gave the remaining five contestants not one but two opportunities to sing their hearts out and garner enough votes to make the final four. This complicated change of plan put our gal Paula into a head spin. The hallucinations followed (natch) and by the end of the first round of performances, she thought Jason Castro went twice when he only performed once - and did David Cook sing at all? Poor Paula took massive notes during the show, but they curiously didn't help . . .

Letterman to Paula: "Are You Drunk?"

GiggleSugar — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Paula Abdul appeared on Letterman Monday night to promote a plethora of projects, including a song she contributed to Randy Jackson's new album. Last month, Paula and Randy teamed up to showcase their new ditty at the Super Bowl. Of course, Letterman tried to get Paula to comment on her big comeback performance, but our gal was too busy playing "opposite day" and talking like a robot to give a straight answer. This prompted Letterman to ask the burning question . . .

Paula's Superbowl Performance Gets Judged

GiggleSugar — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:00:00 -0800

If you haven't heard, Paula Abdul was part of the Superbowl festivities this past Sunday. The ex-princess of pop gave a pre-game comeback show and debuted her new single, "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow." The whole shebang was typical Paula - nothing new - but the real question is: what did Simon Scowl think? Could girlfriend be the next American Idol?

Flashback: Paula Abdul's 900 Number

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:00:00 -0800

900 numbers were big back in the day. Every rising star seemed to think that their fans had nothing better to do than to spend time and a significant chunk of change (two freaking dollars the first minute and 45 cents the second?!) calling them to hear lord knows what. Paula here tells us, "Call me-I've got news for you!" Yeah, the news that you've been relieved of about $2.45, and then some.

American Idol Is Ba-ack!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:28:41 -0800

American Idol premiered last night and we know the routine by now: they're gonna show us the worst before the best. But the worst really are the best cuz that's when all the crazies come out of the woodwork. Take this serial killer: he can't sing, he can't rhyme, he can't even spare us the sight of his chest fuzz. He also can't keep his eyes off of Crazy Paula- a red flag in and of itself.

Paula Abdul Bratz Meltdown

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:00:00 -0700

Earth to Paula: It's not the end of the world if this Bratz Doll movie gets made without you. In fact, it'd be great if this movie weren't made at all. That way, every young girl's role model won't look like she should be twirling around a pole in hooker platforms. Watching this makes me think of those old movies when the heroine starts getting hysterical and someone grabs her and smacks her around a few times so that she comes to her senses. Instead, her "friends" just make that face you make when you're around someone crazy...

Paula Abdul Still Trippin'

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 May 2007 12:45:00 -0700

I never tire of these insane Paula interviews. Ssssssssuriously, can someone ssstop with all the ssslurring? She's making me thirsty. And in falsified news, Paula recently tripped over her pet "chihuahua." So that's what we're calling it these days?