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XOXO: 10 Passive-Aggressive Love Notes

TresSugar — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:00:00 -0700

In hindsight, watching people lose it is hilarious, but one step behind them is an equally funny set - those on the verge of boiling over. They're not ready for confrontation, so they put ink to their anger, and it never goes well.

Whether painfully polite, hilariously hysterical, or just a bad topic for a quick note, the written word can easily verge into passive-aggressive territory. And when it's between lovers? It's all the better to laugh at.

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99% of Open Complaint Letters Seem to Be About One Subject

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 08:00:00 -0800

That's right, poop. This person really went to town with it, though. It's all literary and sh*t. Hey, the Muse arrives in many different guises. Want to see the rest of this sh*terary masterpiece? Then read more.

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The Note You Never Want to Get From HR

GiggleSugar — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:07:19 -0800

You know you're in for it when you get a note from human resources that's worded: "So if you could___, that'd be great!" In this case, they're basically saying, "Please don't dress like a trollop at work!" It would be awesome if she actually showed up to HR for further clarification in the lowest-cut top she could find!

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This Fish Is Pissed

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:15:00 -0800

But he has the nagging skills of your average mom. You tell her, fishy!

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Be Hygenical

GiggleSugar — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:00:00 -0800

"Nasty lady" has a nice ring to it. It's a good pen name, or band name, or screen name. So in the persuasion department? Your passive-aggressive note is an epic fail.

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Busted!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Ruh roh! Looks like Mom found somebody's stash. Here comes the maternal rebuke! To see what Mom said, read more.

Huh . . . looks like her only reprimand is to be more careful when doing laundry! Always thinking of the kids.

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Like an Existential Cry Into the Wilderness of Nonmeaning

GiggleSugar — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:00:00 -0700

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I Hate When That Happens!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:00:00 -0700

In my world, you touch my cheese, you die. Click here for more cheese-related shenanigans.

Just Shut the Door Already!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:00:00 -0700

There sure are a lot of concerned residents residing in this place.

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This Is One Way to Get Your Neighbors to Scoop Up After Their Dogs

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:00:00 -0700

The submitter of this charming "note" told Passive-Aggressive Notes that Mr. Apt. # 105 "lets his dog out, deposits her gifts on the sidewalk, and then runs back. Dude stands and watches her, perfectly at his ease.” He continues, “This has been going on for as long as I’ve lived here, so I guess someone finally got fed up.” That'll teach him!

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