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Who Won't Be Crowned the Next Miss Philippines?
Girlfriend kicked butt in the evening gown and swimsuit competitions, but opened her mouth and screwed her standing with a rambling response about like such as, haha, omigod, only being 17-years-old, so sorry for this sh*tty answer, wait, this is the top 10? No joke. We should at least give the girl credit for maintaining a genuinely fake smile the whole way through.
Brace Yourself: Lil Pageant Queens
They know how to bat those false eyelashes, smile real pretty, pose for the camera, and strut in a bathing suit. They're pageant queens and they're only six. VH1's Little Beauties: Ultimate Kiddie Queen Showdown follows four girls (and their hypercritical stage mothers) through the preparatory process and behind-the-scenes emotions leading up to the crowning of one cutie "ultimate beauty."
Flashback: Pageant Queen Disaster
Is this prima donna really tooting her horn to the Star Wars theme song? This is the wrong place and time to let your freak flag fly, but I think our lovely contestant knows that she doesn't have a chance in hell of winning this competition. She's not only tone deaf, but girlfriend dances waddles like a penguin (fast forward to 1:15).
If She Only Had A Brain...
...This is what she would have said. And if I only had a heart, I'd stop ridiculing her already. So much for that.
Beauty And The Brain Fart
Perhaps we've been a little too hard on Miss Teen South Carolina. And I say this because I just came across this old video of Miss Hawaii (Ha-Vie-Ee), who proves to be even more brain blank. For crying out loud, she's not even thinking on the spot here.
Miss Teen S.C. Explains Away Her Incoherence
How Miss Teen S.C. can muster up the smile power to make an appearance on "The Today Show" is beyond me. I don't think girlfriend understands that she's the laughing-stock of the country right now.
Miss Teen S.C. Can't Answer A Question
We won't even begin to dissect the numerous grammatical problems with this response, but we will amuse ourselves with the content of her answer. Miss Teen South Carolina was asked a question about Americans and their poor geography skills, and she responded with something along the lines of blah, blah, blah, blah...doing goodwill abroad. WHAT?!
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Not Fake: Hungary Crowns Miss Plastic Surgery
Perky contestants vied for the crown of Miss Plastic Hungary this week. Only women who have gone under the knife were invited to participate in the artificial-beauty pageant held in Budapest. Botox wouldn't qualify you, but one contestant's surgically adjusted toes did get her included.
They've Got Beauty Covered — the Miss Headscarf Pageant
A Danish television station held a “Miss Headscarf 2008” beauty contest to show “cool Muslim women who often make up a very fashion-conscious and style-confident part of the Danish street scene.” The hope behind the pageant was to quell the controversy over calls for a ban on Islamic dress in public and foster healthy debate.
One behind the pageant says, "We would like to contact all the Muslim women who are seldom heard in the debate but are often just as preoccupied with fashion and beauty as other women." Entrants in the pageant don't have to be Muslim, they just need to submit a photo of themselves wearing a headscarf.
Miss Nepal Pageant Not Looked at Kindly by Maoists
If you're a Nepalese woman in search of a tiara, the outlook is bleak. The ruling Maoist party has postponed the Miss Nepal contest, set to be held this weekend, for the sixth time this year. In the battle between beauty queens and bureaucrats, oddly their takes on the issue are at once at odds and the same.
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