I remember catching this on cable one late night (it's not on DVD) and feeling like I'd fallen into another dimension. Directed by Trent Harris, The Beaver Trilogy is supposed to be a documentary, but let's just say it's loosely a documentary. It's about oddballs Trent met while on his travels, as well as Sean Penn and Crispin Glover acting like those oddballs.
Who thought it was a good idea to have the words of a sleazy woman come out of the mouth of a leering pre-pubescent with a bad perm and purple clothes? Why, the producers of Kids, Incorporated. In this clip, we see children dancing to a song by Olivia Newton-John about some woman who takes her date out to dinner and a movie and then proceeds to tell him what she really wants: "There's nothing left to talk about/Unless it's horizontally."