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Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Office Space?

BuzzSugar — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 09:30:00 PST

Now that the holidays are over, most people are back to the grind. So let's embrace it by devoting this week's buzz lines to the ultimate workplace sympathy comedy: Office Space! I'll start you off with a couple memorable lines below, and then you guys can chime in with your favorite bits of dialogue.

"It's just we're putting new cover sheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now." - Lumberg
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!" - Initech temp
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear." - Peter

Buzz Gift Guide: The Coolest Coworker

BuzzSugar — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:30:34 PST

Welcome back to my Buzz Gift Guide series for all the entertainment lovers in your life. Yesterday I thought up some stocking stuffer ideas and today I'm covering some of my favorite folks: Coworkers!

When I first spotted this "cassette tape" tape dispenser, I was immediately smitten, and I think a music-loving office mate might be, too.

Most things related to The Colbert Report crack me up and this dry erase board that lets people know whether or not they're "on notice" is hilarious (the list is started for you with things like "black hole at center of galaxy"). It's a good one for that coworker who sends you video clips of the show all the time.

Have a fan of The Office in your office? This kit is fun and will allow them to "Dunderize" their cube. And for the work buddies who love to quote Office Space, they can avoid a case of the Mondays with Milton's red stapler.

Finally, I read a great book titled Then We Came to the End back in June for my Buzz Book Club and although the subject matter (layoffs at an advertising agency) probably hits close to home for folks this year, it's not exactly depressing. In fact, I think it provides some comedic relief to a tense and difficult topic. It's a worthwhile recommendation for the bookworms in the office.

A few more ideas below, so scroll on through!

Then We Came to the End by Joshua Ferris ($11.19)	The Tape Dispenser ($25.00)
Swingline Collectors Edition 747 Rio Red Business Stapler ($17.99 )	The Colbert Report: You're On Notice Dry Erase Board ($11.99)
The Office Dunderize Your Cube ($28.00)	Whatever It Takes Mug - David Bowie ($19.99)

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Which TV/Movie Locations Would You Like to See In Person?

BuzzSugar — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:33:19 PDT

Now, I'm not talking about soundstages or anything included in the Universal Studios tour. I'm wondering if there's a movie or TV show location that so captured your attention (and affection) that you'd thrill at the idea of getting to see it for real.

I checked out this link to a list of nine "modern-day classic movie locations you can visit," like the actual office used for Office Space (see above) which isn't actually in Silicon Valley, but Austin, Texas. Other locations that make the list: the Florida golf resort used to film the golf scenes in Caddyshack, the high school where John Hughes filmed The Breakfast Club and the field used in Field of Dreams, among others.

One movie place I'd love to see in real life would be that gorgeous house that Noah "builds" in the film version of The Notebook. As for TV places, I certainly wouldn't mind taking strolls along the Hawaiian beaches used for the island scenes in Lost, and I know Scranton, PA has become a destination for certain die-hard fans of The Office. Also, of course, many folks have visited the "Cheers Bar" in Boston, previously known as the Bull and Finch Pub.

Your turn! Where would you like to go "on location"?

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Office Superheroes

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:59:22 PDT

Who knew everyone's favorite superheroes work for the same company, and paper jams render them powerless, and Batman's real name is Michael Bolton, and Superman has a problem remembering to attach cover sheets to his TPS reports? Who knew?!

TGIF!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 00:02:00 PDT

I love Fridays. That's my conclusion. (No mat necessary.)

Office Space Wars

GiggleSugar — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PDT

When Jedis aren't fighting in distant corners of different galaxies, they're hard at work in stuffy little cubicles, like everyone else. With Darth Vader playing the big boss, R2-D2 as the uncooperative printer, and C-3PO as the inappropriate office pervert, this is some kind of everyday sci-fi funny-- whatever that means.

HOFFice Space

GiggleSugar — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 16:37:52 PST

Germany and GiggleSugar aren't the only ones obsessed with Mr. Hasselhoff- because this cubicle is hoff the hook! Or, hooked on the Hoff. ...However you want to think about it.

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What to TiVo: Saturday

Maggie Pehanick — Fri, 11 May 2012 23:59:00 PDT

8:00 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

8:00 CSI: Miami (repeat)
9:00 NCIS (repeat)
10:00 48 Hours Mystery (new)

6:30 NASCAR Racing: Sprint Cup

8:00 Harry's Law (repeat)
9:00 The Firm (new)
10:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (repeat)
11:29 Saturday Night Live (new, with host Will Ferrell and musical guest Usher)

You're Fired! 20 Signs That a Pink Slip Is Coming

Wise Bread — Thu, 10 May 2012 10:54:53 PDT

If something feels off at the office, you may want to brace yourself for the worst. Wise Bread shares signs to look for when a pink slip is coming.

There are two types of employees. One has a good idea of what they do, who they are, and what position they play in the company. They are savvy. They know the score. They are under no delusions, and will no doubt leave for another job long before they are ever considered as cannon-fodder.

And then there's the other kind. The guy who could get Gandhi to hate him. The woman who spends most of her day chatting on the phone to friends or doing online shopping. Or the nice chap in sales who is completely oblivious that the recent merger means his job is now obsolete. They all have Ostrich Syndrome. They couldn't see a pink slip coming if it was 8ft tall and glowing in the dark, screaming "you're fired!"

You want to avoid being in that second category at all costs. So I've compiled a handy list. If you can answer yes to THREE or more of these questions, you may want to think about sprucing up your résumé and dry-cleaning your best interview attire.

1. Are you no longer in the loop about, well, anything?

This is a huge telltale sign. Suddenly you're finding out about company news from the cleaning lady or the new girl in accounting. If you were formally in the know about all things business related, but now suffer from "the company's doing what??!" disease, the writing is probably on the wall.

2. Did you recently screw up big-time?

We're not talking a minor faux pas here. Did you lose money on an account that was previously bulletproof? Oh dear. Were you caught having sex on the boss's desk with the boss's spouse? That's probably not a career-enhancing move. Unless you're a real dope, you know if you have screwed up. And if you know, HR knows. It may not be the final nail in your coffin, but it's a nail in the coffin nonetheless.

3. Are people avoiding you at all costs?

Eye contact is difficult to make with someone if you know his or her head's on the chopping block. Small talk is just as tough. It's best just to avoid that person altogether. So if people are no longer doing that fun "stop 'n' chat" in the hall, or the coffee room empties when you arrive, then guess what . . . you may be a marked man or woman.

Read on for more.

Terrarium Making 101: It's Easier Than You Think!

Angela Swinderman Elias — Thu, 10 May 2012 06:00:36 PDT

Even with the abundance of Spring blooms available, we just can't stop day dreaming about incorporating DIY terrariums into our offices and homes. Not only do they last longer than fresh flowers, but they can also incorporate sentimental tokens and can be adapted to fit a range of decorating styles and spaces. We decided to go straight to the source and get a terrarium making 101 from the owners of one of our favorite local floral and curiosity shops, Leigh Oakies and Allison Futeral of Crimson Horticulture Rarities. Known for their unforgettable arrangements that mix fresh plants with natural objects like feathers, bones, and tree stumps, we knew the design duo would have great tips for making a truly special terrarium. For those of you who are intimidated by the terrarium-making process, don't be! Leigh and Allison prove that all it really takes is a few household items, a nearby garden and pet store, and some creativity!