Everybody needs hobbies! But may I suggest better camouflage colors? We still see you. Source Read more

Mom asked for a pair of nunchucks for Mother's Day. It was an odd request and her kids were sure she'd whack herself in the head in no time, but they went ahead and bought her a set — for a good laugh. Upon receiving the pair, she stood up, and used her secret ninja warrior skills to put their snickering to rest. Needless to say, the kids want their gift back. (Thanks, College Humor!) Read more

It's all about being at the right place, at the right time. (Thanks, Beaner!) Read more

The Japanese got to wondering whether the world's fastest speed walker would speed walk away from a life-threatening situation, or resort to running. So they set him up to get chased down by a gang of sword-carrying ninjas. I don't know what's dumber: the question they're seeking to answer, or the premise that a bunch of ninjas would rush a racetrack in broad daylight. But the poor dude falls Read more

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If you're gonna rob a convenience store, do it in style right? Well, that's probably why these two robbers equipped themselves with daggers and dressed as ninjas for the job. They were also women. Everyone's so surprised by this development in the story, but seriously, why must men have a monopoly on the ninja warrior getup? (Thanks, eBaum's World!)  read more Read more

Meet the star advertiser over at Cici's Pizza. While most folks just hold the sign or wave it around while doing half-ass jigs, this dude busts out his mad ninja skillz. His energy is impressive, but methinks someone watched a little too much TMNT when he was a kid. Either that, or there's a new crack cocaine pizza topping. Read more

I thought chipmunks were only good for gathering nuts and singing high-pitched songs about themselves, but the furry fellow in the following video has proven me wrong. He's got some hard-core ninja moves hidden up his sleeve and on top of that, he's a bona fide dare devil. Watch him pick a fight with a cat ten times his own size. I'll let you guess who prevails. Read more

You might be surprised to learn that this hero in a half shell is not the Star Wars Kid. Yes, they share a special knack for fighting imaginary foe, but the key difference is that "turtle boy" shamelessly busts this crap out in broad daylight. I think he's kinda teenage mutant ninja sexy, so you'll have to paint yourselves green and fight me for this one ladies!! (Thanks, Web Junk TV!) Read more