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 <title>Real Estate Agents Gone Wild</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;Now that&#039;s an interesting bonus feature.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1831983/ls:8964&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>Ruh Roh!</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;Homicide, stolen groceries, whatevs.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pzrservices.typepad.com/advertisingisgoodforyou/2008/09/how-do-you-mist.html&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>News to Amuse </title>
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&lt;p&gt;The events reported in the police report section of the newspaper are sometimes so outlandish, you&#039;d think they were pulled straight out of a &lt;b&gt;Seinfeld&lt;/b&gt; episode. Take the sitch described above, for example. Parents were up in arms about the creepy perv watching their kiddies&#039; every move from a window all day every day - only to discover that their &quot;perv&quot; was a cardboard cutout of the Terminator. What part of &quot;I&#039;ll be back&quot; did they not understand? For more funny news clippings, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oddee.com/item_96447.aspx&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class=&#039;gallery_thumbs &#039; &gt;&lt;div class=title&gt;&lt;!-- gallery teaser  --&gt;&lt;a class=photo-count href=&#039;http://www.gigglesugar.com/1751153&#039;&gt;View 6 Photos ›&lt;/a&gt;&lt;!-- /gallery teaser --&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oddee.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>Who Says Newspapers Aren&#039;t Any Fun? </title>
 <link>http://www.tressugar.com/1739824</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/1739824&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=94  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13255/26_2008/Picture 32.large_0.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;inline left&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We usually ask you to guess whether certain headlines are &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gigglesugar.com/1734623/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;real or fake&lt;/a&gt;, but we&#039;ll let the cat out of the bag and assure you that these are all real - we&#039;ve got the newspaper clippings to prove it! Whether the following headlines mean what they say or don&#039;t say what they mean, they&#039;re all pretty darn hilarious. The headline featured above is fine, but the quoted statement below it is just too good to pass up. In the mood for more funny newspaper clippings? &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oddee.com/item_96156.aspx&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Click here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class=&#039;gallery_thumbs &#039; &gt;&lt;div class=title&gt;&lt;!-- gallery teaser  --&gt;&lt;a class=photo-count href=&#039;http://www.gigglesugar.com/1739753&#039;&gt;View 9 Photos ›&lt;/a&gt;&lt;!-- /gallery teaser --&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oddee.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>Photographer Has a Sick Sense of Humor </title>
 <link>http://www.tressugar.com/1723187</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/1723187&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=71  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13255/25_2008/Picture 63.large_0.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;inline left&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;This can&#039;t possibly be good for business.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/ls:8964&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;College Humor&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>Might as Well Face It: He&#039;s Addicted to Toad</title>
 <link>http://www.tressugar.com/1699576</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/1699576&quot;&gt;&lt;img  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13255/24_2008/Picture 36.large_0.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;inline left&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Is it just me, or does Leslie&#039;s definition of &quot;camel toe&quot; beat around the bush? We need &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gigglesugar.com/1688687&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;the fearless Marc Jacobs&lt;/a&gt; to tip-toe in here and set the record straight!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.derober.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:15:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>Advertising at Its Finest </title>
 <link>http://www.tressugar.com/1689333</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/1689333&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=114  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13255/23_2008/a218_a10.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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            I understand how a grammatical error can sneak into place, but when that error is displayed in the largest size font used in the ad - there&#039;s a problem. &quot;Eat kids free&quot;? Mmmm. Each of these advertisements flubbed the sales pitch, but scored big on laughs - which isn&#039;t a bad selling point, now that I think about it. For more unintentionally funny ads, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oddee.com/item_96446.aspx&quot;&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt;.

&lt;br class=clear-both /&gt;

&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oddee.com/&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;
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              &lt;!-- gallery teaser --&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/1689333?page=0,0,0&quot;&gt;View Slideshow ›&lt;/a&gt;&lt;!-- /gallery teaser --&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>Unforgiveable Newspaper Error Is Corrected (As a Side Note) </title>
 <link>http://www.tressugar.com/1684151</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/1684151&quot;&gt;&lt;img  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13255/23_2008/Picture 3_1.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;inline left&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;I believe this deserves a full-page apology.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/ls:8964&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;College Humor&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>No Good Deed Goes Unnoticed </title>
 <link>http://www.tressugar.com/1679531</link>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;Meanwhile, George can&#039;t stop grinning . . .&lt;/center&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://chickencrap.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>Yay or Nay? Would You Knock Out Your Political Opponent?</title>
 <link>http://www.tressugar.com/1590250</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/1590250&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=122  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/19/193328/18_2008/Picture 6_0.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Democratic candidates are beating each other up, literally . . . well at least virtually. The &lt;b&gt;New York Post&lt;/b&gt; presents: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nypost.com/spsections/hill_vs_obama/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Democratic Fight Night&lt;/a&gt;  -an online game where Barack Obama meets Hillary Clinton in the ring.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;inline left&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
There is no skill required, and no policy to be found. You simply pick a candidate, scroll your mouse toward the other, and click to punch! Soon, blood and bruising will appear until your opponent is knocked out. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is this brutal &quot;game&quot; just the &lt;b&gt;Post&#039;s&lt;/b&gt; way of making obvious its desire to see a fight? Is the media eager to escalate the bloody match-up narrative because drama sells? Or, is this creative commentary on this historically gruesome primary season?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nypost.com/spsections/hill_vs_obama/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:01:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>LibertySugar</dc:creator>
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