This can't possibly be good for business.
Thanks, College Humor!
I believe this deserves a full-page apology.
Thank you, College Humor!
Meanwhile, George can't stop grinning . . .
I love this approach: When you can't make a tough decision, let someone else do the deciding for ya. Notice that the kitty isn't giving an ultimatum — the hubby is. So who do you think is easier to live with?
One of my favorite segments on The Tonight Show is when Leno busts out his absurd and insane newspaper clippings. Here's the best of the best, from a buffet crack bar advertisement to an announcement about mangled forks up for resale. In most cases, people actually pay to print this garbage, and in other cases, it's just too good of a headline for the paper to pass up.
There's a reason they don't make Kibbles 'N (Rab)Bits.
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Forget the ring finger, I've got another finger to show this jerk. (But it won't mean anything.)
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Shirley had no problem selling this home. After all, it had a HUGE...deck.
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