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Harsh, Dude

GiggleSugar — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:54:45 -0800

Q: What's the difference between an onion and a hippie?
A: No one cries when you cut a hippie.

(Thanks for the evil joke, flippy!)

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TresSugar — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:00:00 -0700

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GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:00:00 -0800

So he went from McCreepy to McCrack to McDJ Jazzy Junk Food...?

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GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:00:00 -0800

Sounds like a killer plan to me.

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GiggleSugar — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:46:10 -0800

Sign Language...why do we even bother? Although the following list is a hybrid of promotional, instructional and sign language--its unifying quality is the scary fact that all of this somehow made it to print.

"How To Repair Your VCR." -- The title of a how-to video tape.
"Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!" -- On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store.
"Free Parking ($1.50 per day)" -- A sign at a parking lot in Ocean City, Maryland.
"If you can't read or write, phone this number."
"Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)" -- The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar.
"We expect to return to normal service the soonest time possible. Please check back after that time." -- Part of an automated customer support response message that was sent when a user sent email to technical support about an issue with Hotmail.
"Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM - Closing. Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM - Closing." -- A sign in a bowling alley in Katy, TX.
"Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm." -- A sign at a University Center.
"Do not open this door when locked." -- A sign on a gym door.
"HIGH PRICES!!" -- A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo.'
"Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour" / "No vehicles beyond this point" -- Two signs on the same sign post at a camp site.
"Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ." -- A sign outside a church in Flippin, Arkansas.
"Ear Piercing Pregnancy Testing" -- A sign in a local drug store that offered both ear piercing and pregnancy testing services.
"Please put the toys back when you are threw with them." -- A sign in a thrift store's toy section.

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GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:00:00 -0800

Translation: If he's not washing his hands, then there's no need for him to give you his Junk In A Box- cuz you've already been introduced.

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GiggleSugar — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 00:02:00 -0800

The narcissistic sign.

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GiggleSugar — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:00:00 -0800

If it ain't in cat language, then it don't count. Meow!

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GiggleSugar — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 00:02:00 -0800

Mullet removal? Uh, okay. But what the heck is a "fun foil"? Anything that couples my hair with foil, and only costs $25--seems more frightening than "fun" to me.

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GiggleSugar — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:28:45 -0800

It's gettin' cold in here, so put on all your clothes. What does this do to Al Gore's theory about global warming?