This 67-year-old Chicago man is planning for the future — with the end in mind. He's survived five whopping heart attacks and has come to terms with passing away someday, but not before getting his custom made Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can inspired casket completed in time for his departure. If the dude's life "revolves" around his fave beer, then why can't his afterlife?
A cemetery is the last place you would expect to get a good chuckle, but think again. Who says the dead can't be funny? A few of these tombstones are unintentionally amusing, others are blatantly sarcastic, and the rest are just observant.
...Dead! (Since when do funeral homes advertise?)
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In this strangely morbid Skittles commercial, a dude is gifted with the power of changing everything he touches into Skittles, even people. I don't blame the dude for feeling bad about his casualties, but it'd be a whole different ballgame if he could change everything he touched into nachos. Mmmm.
Shhh! I see dead birdies.
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Do you accept cash upfront or shall I write a check once I get to my grave?
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Etiquette 101: Do not seal an apology letter with the kiss of death.
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If you're anywhere between 27 and 30 and have ever had, oh, a problem, someone might tell you not to worry — or, actually do worry. It's all part of a perfect celestial storm known as Saturn's return. Taking about 29 years to orbit the Earth, Saturn returns to the place it was in at your birth every 29 years.
Snack time gets scandalous! Several teachers at a Los Angeles preschool got sick last year after eating a batch of brownies that one of the teachers purchased from "what she thought was a church bake sale." But after munching on one brownie each, the teachers got a serious case of the munchies, not to mention some silliness and confusion.