American women may want bigger boobs, but British men want smaller ones — on themselves, that is.
Turns out there was a 44 percent increase year over year in men who want to get rid of their larger-than-normal "man boobs," aka moobs. A moob job to reduce their size is now the fifth most popular cosmetic surgery procedure for men.
You guys lost me at "men's premium brassiere."
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Boobs v. Moobs: Court Ruling Sparks Censorship Debate
England is bringing the "are moobs the same as boobs?" controversy to the courts!
Moob alert! If you plan to press play on the vid below, equip yourself with a pair of sunglasses and/or a blindfold now. Moob man's muffin top hasn't seen the light of the day in a half decade — so why would he go on a shirt strike now?
Why haven't the good folks over at Victoria's Secret tapped into the moob market yet? No casting call necessary. We got the perfect model right here.
Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. (Who married this goober?!)
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Mo' Moobs, Mo' Problems. Just when I thought I had seen every possible vulgarity involving man boobs, this video finds its way onto the internet. I think it's the worst of the bunch because it assaults both the eyes and ears, and beat boxing will forever trigger this nightmare in my mind from now on.
Moobies, moobs, man cans--call them what you will. They're terrifying. There's a story behind this video, but I'm not sure I can handle the truth.
In this classic SNL skit, Sarah Michelle Geller and Will Ferrell promote a new magazine called Holding Your Own Boobs, geared for both men and women. It proves that naughty can be nice and sexy doesn't have to be offensive, unless, of course, moobs aren't on your "ooh la la" list of fetishes. But if they aren't, get with the program already!
We recently posted Mr. Pregnant (as he calls himself) as our Moobalicious Bachelor Du Jour in hope that a blind and selfless someone would give our eyes a break and steal him away from his webcam for a while. No such luck. This nut job, who specializes in population control by way of curbing reproductive urges worldwide, now has a real job.