High Rollers was the dice-rolling monkey in an old game called "Duel of the Dice." He wore a tux, had great teeth, and would only play with golden dice— that's how he rolled! But seriously, where are all the monkey contestants on TV game shows nowadays?
You can tell this guy is trying to play it cool with this tiny Tarsier monkey from the Philippines. Eventually though, he can't handle the cute, and you can totally see him falling in love...
Only in the 70's would we have been baked enough to orchestrate this kind of madness and then expose our children to it on a regular basis. The following is one of the musical interludes between segments of the children's program, "Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp." I know zilch about the show, but I do know that I dig these groovy monkeys man.
This guy's walk of shame is going to be a doozy.
Meet Elke, the four-day-old hand raised Francois Leaf-Monkey as she poses on the red carpet at the Taronga Zoo in Sydney like a total pro. A native of Northeast Vietnam and Southeast China, this little red-headed monkey's heart-shaped face and calm demeanor tells me she's gonna be a supah-star!
Remember Sea Monkeys? How perverse was this child's "toy"? You added water, and the next thing you knew, you had an entire family that responded to your stimuli, whether it was food or music.
Not only is he cute, but he'll take care of you in a pinch. (I'd keep him in the passenger seat next to me, though. Why hide a cute monkey in the trunk!)
Crowds Flock to Monkey "Wedding"
Can you blame them? Hindu mythology revers monkeys as sacred, so two pet owners in India decided to "marry" their monkeys in a ceremony that drew 3,000 guests. (Maybe that's the party this guy was recovering from.) Read the entire story here.
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