Three Viral Videos in One!


Updated 12/13/07 11:00 PM · Posted by · 2 comments

Three Viral Videos in One!

What would happen if the worlds of our favorite viral-video stars were to collide and collapse into one? Entertaining chaos, that's what. I personally believe that all Americans should continue quoting Miss Teen South Carolina and the taser bro, only after throwing white sheets over their heads and crying alone in a corner for a few hours. Y'all with me? Read more

Miss Teen S.C. Is Stalking Us


Updated 08/08/08 4:52 PM · Posted by · 16 comments

Miss Teen S.C. Is Stalking Us

She's ba-ack. Just when we thought the internet had seen the last of Miss Teen South Carolina, she reappeared-- without proper warning-- on our tv screens during the VMAs Sunday night. Please tell me she's not gonna become one of them like such as VJs over at MTV. I personally believe that South Africa and the Iraq might take issue with that development, should it happen. Such as.  read Read more

If She Only Had A Brain...


Updated 09/09/07 6:22 PM · Posted by · 3 comments

If She Only Had A Brain...

...This is what she would have said. And if I only had a heart, I'd stop ridiculing her already. So much for that. Get Flash to see this player. var so592271 = new SWFObject('http://media1.onsugar.com/static/flash/mediaplayer.swf','mpl','400','300','7'); so592271.addParam('allowfullscreen','true'); so592271.addVariable("file",'592271.flv'); so592271.addVariable('height', Read more

Miss Teen S.C. Continues To Get Sh*t


Updated 08/29/07 4:06 PM · Posted by · 4 comments

Miss Teen S.C. Continues To Get Sh*t

Are U.S. Americans ever gonna get sick of seeing Miss Teen South Carolina get ripped a new one? I personally believe that the people in our nation (the U.S. Americans and not the South Africans) would rather pay attention to this than uh the such as like the Iraq and everywhere and such as. The. End. For now. (Oh yeah, and there's a funny clip from Adam Sandler's Billy Madison tacked onto the Read more

Miss Teen S.C. Calls 911


Updated 09/01/07 11:07 PM · Posted by · 8 comments

Miss Teen S.C. Calls 911

A lot of people thought Miss Teen South Carolina was merely having an "off" moment when she gave that cringe-worthy response heard 'round the world during last Friday's pageant. But what if she wasn't? What if she was dead serious? And by dead, I mean...what if other people's lives depended on her response?  read more Read more

Miss Teen S.C. Explains Away Her Incoherence


Updated 08/28/07 10:00 PM · Posted by · 11 comments

Miss Teen S.C. Explains Away Her Incoherence

How Miss Teen S.C. can muster up the smile power to make an appearance on "The Today Show" is beyond me. I don't think girlfriend understands that she's the laughing-stock of the country right now. So she's back to recite her newly revised and rehearsed answer to the question she flunked Friday night. She also regurgitates a bunch of other prepared, pageant-style remarks to make us think she Read more

Did Miss South Carolina Redeem Herself Today?


Updated 08/30/07 1:54 PM · Posted by · 139 comments

In case you missed it, Miss Teen South Carolina bumbled her way through the Q & A portion of the Miss Teen USA pageant and didn't exactly come off as the brightest crayon in the box (check out the video here). This morning on The Today Show she tried to save face by answering the question again. Watch the video and tell us what you think - was Miss South Carolina able to redeem herself? Read more

Bachelorette Breakdown: The Week's Biggest Whoa!-ments


Updated 05/23/12 12:44 PM · Posted by · 2 comments

The Bachelorette Week Two Recap

Week two on The Bachelorette brought plenty of action, and I'm not just talking about the chemistry between Emily and Kermit — though that was slightly uncomfortable. No, I'm referring to the first one-on-one dates, the first group date, and all the poolside drama. It looks like we've got a veritable Real Housewives of Charlotte on our hands, only in this case the housewives are men and Botox Read more

First Pics: Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, and More in Hunger Games District 12!


Updated 05/31/11 7:05 PM · Posted by · 4 comments

Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss for The Hunger Games Pictures

Update: Images have been removed, sorry! Jennifer Lawrence was decked out in her District 12 garb on the set of The Hunger Games in North Carolina yesterday. She dyed her blond locks brown for the part, and her costar Liam Hemsworth stepped out as Gale sporting similarly brunette locks. Also joining them on set was The Hunger Games author, Suzanne Collins, and the newcomer who will be playing Read more