TresSugar

Word of the Day: Spontanuity

GiggleSugar — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:30:00 -0800

After the Miss Teen South Carolina "like such as" speech fiasco and all the fun that followed, it's a wonder why The Donald and company would give these pageant queens their own reality show. But he did, and we now have this educational clip of Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, correcting her boyfriend's diction. (Excuse Noah Webster, while he rolls over in his grave.)

Miss Teen S.C. Is Stalking Us

GiggleSugar — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:00:00 -0700

She's ba-ack. Just when we thought the internet had seen the last of Miss Teen South Carolina, she reappeared-- without proper warning-- on our tv screens during the VMAs Sunday night. Please tell me she's not gonna become one of them like such as VJs over at MTV. I personally believe that South Africa and the Iraq might take issue with that development, should it happen. Such as.

If She Only Had A Brain...

GiggleSugar — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:00:00 -0700

...This is what she would have said. And if I only had a heart, I'd stop ridiculing her already. So much for that.

A Map For Miss Teen S.C.

GiggleSugar — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:00:00 -0700

I personally believe that this map will help U.S. Americans everywhere like such as find their way so we will be able to build up our future.

Source

Miss Teen S.C. Calls 911

GiggleSugar — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:00:00 -0700

A lot of people thought Miss Teen South Carolina was merely having an "off" moment when she gave that cringe-worthy response heard 'round the world during last Friday's pageant. But what if she wasn't? What if she was dead serious? And by dead, I mean...what if other people's lives depended on her response?

Miss Teen S.C. Explains Away Her Incoherence

GiggleSugar — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 14:00:00 -0700

How Miss Teen S.C. can muster up the smile power to make an appearance on "The Today Show" is beyond me. I don't think girlfriend understands that she's the laughing-stock of the country right now. So she's back to recite her newly revised and rehearsed answer to the question she flunked Friday night. She also regurgitates a bunch of other prepared, pageant-style remarks to make us think she can do more than smile and nod. Sigh...

Miss Teen S.C. Can't Answer A Question

GiggleSugar — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:00:00 -0700

We won't even begin to dissect the numerous grammatical problems with this response, but we will amuse ourselves with the content of her answer. Miss Teen South Carolina was asked a question about Americans and their poor geography skills, and she responded with something along the lines of blah, blah, blah, blah...doing goodwill abroad. WHAT?!

Jimmy Kimmel Dissects Miss Teen SC's Intriguing Speech Defects

GiggleSugar — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:01:50 -0700

Break it down, Jimmy, break it down! It's the story that won't die! (Partly because U.S. Americans are ob-sessed with Miss Teen S.C.--or at least this U.S. American.) In this clip, Jimmy Kimmel deconstructs the intriguing mangling of the English language perpetrated by Lauren Upton. I'm telling you, there are certain poets who would KILL to have this loose a relationship with grammar, syntax and logic.

Introducing: Mr. Teen South Carolina

GiggleSugar — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:00:00 -0700

He's as articulate as his "sister," the master public speaker Miss Teen South Carolina, but uh, not as good looking. Sorry, buddy...

Miss Teen S.C. Continues To Get Sh*t

GiggleSugar — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:32:05 -0700

Are U.S. Americans ever gonna get sick of seeing Miss Teen South Carolina get ripped a new one? I personally believe that the people in our nation (the U.S. Americans and not the South Africans) would rather pay attention to this than uh the such as like the Iraq and everywhere and such as. The. End. For now. (Oh yeah, and there's a funny clip from Adam Sandler's Billy Madison tacked onto the end...)