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Introducing: Mr. Teen South Carolina

GiggleSugar — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:00:00 -0700

He's as articulate as his "sister," the master public speaker Miss Teen South Carolina, but uh, not as good looking. Sorry, buddy...

A Map For Miss Teen S.C.

GiggleSugar — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:00:00 -0700

I personally believe that this map will help U.S. Americans everywhere like such as find their way so we will be able to build up our future.

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Jimmy Kimmel Dissects Miss Teen SC's Intriguing Speech Defects

GiggleSugar — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:01:50 -0700

Break it down, Jimmy, break it down! It's the story that won't die! (Partly because U.S. Americans are ob-sessed with Miss Teen S.C.--or at least this U.S. American.) In this clip, Jimmy Kimmel deconstructs the intriguing mangling of the English language perpetrated by Lauren Upton. I'm telling you, there are certain poets who would KILL to have this loose a relationship with grammar, syntax and logic.

Miss Teen S.C. Is Stalking Us

GiggleSugar — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:00:00 -0700

She's ba-ack. Just when we thought the internet had seen the last of Miss Teen South Carolina, she reappeared-- without proper warning-- on our tv screens during the VMAs Sunday night. Please tell me she's not gonna become one of them like such as VJs over at MTV. I personally believe that South Africa and the Iraq might take issue with that development, should it happen. Such as.

Miss Teen S.C. Calls 911

GiggleSugar — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:00:00 -0700

A lot of people thought Miss Teen South Carolina was merely having an "off" moment when she gave that cringe-worthy response heard 'round the world during last Friday's pageant. But what if she wasn't? What if she was dead serious? And by dead, I mean...what if other people's lives depended on her response?

If She Only Had A Brain...

GiggleSugar — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:00:00 -0700

...This is what she would have said. And if I only had a heart, I'd stop ridiculing her already. So much for that.

Miss Teen S.C. Explains Away Her Incoherence

GiggleSugar — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 14:00:00 -0700

How Miss Teen S.C. can muster up the smile power to make an appearance on "The Today Show" is beyond me. I don't think girlfriend understands that she's the laughing-stock of the country right now. So she's back to recite her newly revised and rehearsed answer to the question she flunked Friday night. She also regurgitates a bunch of other prepared, pageant-style remarks to make us think she can do more than smile and nod. Sigh...

Calling All Miss Teen South Carolinas

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:00:00 -0700

If you ask me, someone's been watching a little too much TeeVee.

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Jon Stewart Picks on South Carolina

TresSugar — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:00:09 -0700

What do bestiality, adultery, and Sen. Lindsey Graham have in common? They all can be found in South Carolina. That was the point Jon Stewart was trying to make last night on The Daily Show. From a man getting busted (twice) for having sex with a horse, to a rambling Miss Teen South Carolina, to a disappearing governor, news coming out of South Carolina makes Jon Stewart's job easy. It also makes the viewers laugh. Check it out!

Front Page: Missing Gov. Was in Argentina, Not Appalachia

TresSugar — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:01:33 -0700

South Carolina's Gov. Mark Sanford, who has been missing since last Thursday, has returned from Argentina. While his wife said she had no idea where he was, his staff said he was hiking on the Appalachian Trail, which appears to have been false. - New York Times
Dick Cheney has received a $2 million plus book deal for his memoirs. - Politico
Conan O'Brien paid tribute to the late Ed McMahon on last night's The Tonight Show. - NBC
A new study shows that teens and young adults who are overweight or obese are more likely to develop pancreatic cancer later in life. - Web MD
Joseph Brooks, the 71-year-old Oscar-winning composer who wrote "You Light Up My Life," has been charge with raping or sexually assaulting 11 different women. He allegedly used Craigslist to carry out his crimes. - New York Post