Misheard lyrics are pretty much always amusing, especially when more than a few people have misheard lyrics in the same way. Recently a poll was conducted in England by a hearing aid company to find out what the most commonly misheard lyrics are, and the results had the researchers "in stitches." Of course, the results largely include lyrics from songs by UK bands, with The Police's "When The Read more

"Ken Lee?" you ask, puzzled. "I've never heard of that one." Umm, yeah you have. (This is almost as good as the universally sung "Blinded by the light/Wrapped up like a douche/You know the rover in the night...") Talk about taking a song and making it your own, as Paula would say! Get Flash to see this player. var so1802324 = new Read more

We've all heard Carmina Burana's "O Fortuna" at some point or another, but have we sat down and really listened to the lyrics? I never knew the song was so food-oriented. From tuna to cheese, chips, chili, cherries, and berries — it's all in there. And who knew cookies spread STDs? The PSA peeps have been slacking. Clearly. Read more

They can be corny and repetitive, but I never get sick of misheard lyrics. If anyone has ideas for a song or video that makes no sense, send 'em to me! I wanna Gnu, have you ever seen Lorraine. . ? Read more

I can make out some of these lyrics, but most of what I caught makes about as much sense as this "translation." My fave? "I wanna be keeping you, worm." Thanks, eBaum's World! Read more

By improved, I mean these lyrics make absolutely no sense, but their incoherence is our hilarity. Case in point: "Come see me eat nipples, eat nipples, eat nipples." Actually, color me unsurprised if Heidi Klum drops this line in her next commercial spot for Victoria's Secret. You just wait . . . Get Flash to see this player. var so827386 = new Read more

Misheard music lyrics are always a source of good fun— unless, of course, they're vulgar and you're reciting them in front of a TV audience. I don't think this woman's naiveté is going to get her fired, but give it a rest lady—your co-anchor can't explain this to you on air!  read more Read more

We featured a "loose translation" of this popular Bollywood song a while back, but the following is the misheard lyrics version. If we believe everything our ears tell us, then the Bollywood bandwagon seems like a kinky good time! The unfashionable blue jeans and multi-colored t-shirts aren't workin' for me, though...  read more Read more

Trying to decipher Pearl Jam lyrics is like reading tea leaves: you just kind of have to make sh*t up. I love the "Misheard Lyrics" guy who has done this with almost all of their songs, including Yellow Ledbetter. You gotta wonder, do they even know what they're singing? (And I don't even wanna know what "Even Flow" is referring to--but I am a girl, after all, and I have my ideas.) Read more

From their name, Pearl Jam (?!) to their lyrics, nothin' makes sense. Until now. Read more