"I was being stalked by a mime — silent but maybe deadly. Somehow, this mime would appear on the set of Bringing Out the Dead and start doing strange things. I have no idea how it got past security.
What's worse than one mime? Two mimes! What's worse than two mimes?
Most mimes are partial to clown paint and head-to-toe black attire. But this guy opts for red leather and lots of studded bracelets, and his miming style borrows inspiration from the robot dance. So how is it done, you may ask?
A long time ago I had a roommate who was in a heavy metal band. He sold pizza during the day, lived in a closet-sized room, and rocked out at night. He was trying to come up with inspiration for their show one weekend, and I casually suggested, "Put a mime on stage who's totally serious."
A performer mimes Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn." There's not much more that needs to be said, really, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Then stick around for a free demonstration of all the mime facial skills this dude has mastered. I can't imagine how much time he spent in the mirror practicing these, but I'm wondering why his reflection didn't help him realize a thing or two about that outfit he's got on. Nice...necklace.
As you can see, he's got a lot to say. I think I shall follow him. (And you should follow me!)
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What the hell kind of dancing is this? It's like a bunch of mimes smoked some crack cocaine and decided to stage a Broadway show. Seriously, man.
Underwater mime show turns tragic when invisible box floods.
Thanks to Death by chocolat for the winning caption and to everyone for playing!
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