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Jul 8 2009 - 4:00am Olympic swimming champ Michael Phelps dove into some hot water when he was photographed taking a bong hit, but that has not kept the 14-Olympic gold medal winning Adonis from keeping some lucrative endorsement deals, including some
new Subway sandwich ads opposite Jared, the usual spokesperson.
But enough about the nonessential. Is this buff swimmer (who sometimes looks — to me—either totally hot, kinda douchey, or a tad dorky) a do, dump or marry?
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I really dont get how people find him attractive? While I admire his swimming talents, I just dont see the appeal.
1he's a great athlete, i'll give him that . . but out of the pool he looks like a huge douche!
2do.... with a bag over his head.
3I used to have a major crush on him back in 2004. That's only becasuse I always saw him with his cap on!
After the bong incident, I just lost total respect for him and he just seems like a major douche abg.
4But, he is a great athlete, I'll give him that.
*bag
5I'd do. Just once though.
6Do, well only if he keeps his swimming cap on. When I first heard about him a few years ago i was totally in love with him but not anymore.
7He has a nice body, but his attitude and his facial expressions are a turn off.
8He's a "butthisface." Ha.
But seriously, he seems like a big dumb oaf. Not interested.
Dump.
9My first thought too... with a bag on his head, totally!
10The dorky doucheness and the bong I can live with. If smoking pot at a party was a deal breaker, I myself would have never gotten dates.
But "dating" Carrie Prejean- big fat FAIL
11And only if he gave me a bongload
12Dump! Is it skeevy-looking guy week on D/D/M?
13Do, but only as long as there were blackout curtains in the room and I was blindfolded. I don't think I could resist that body, but his mouth/teeth freak me out.... kind of like when you hear banjos play the theme from deliverance.... scary, bad, hillbilly thoughts.
14He's an amazing athlete but between the underage dui and the fact that he is in fact a total rude d-bag, Dump big time.
15i never thought he was good looking especially once he opened his mouth. yes he's definitely a great swimmer but outside the pool he's a total douche bag.
16Gods, I keep thinking about his bare chest in the Olympics. That thought alone could drive me to the big O.
17I never really really liked him that much, but he's worth a do at least once.
The whole "bag over the head" thing TOTALLY reminds me of Christian Troy (Julian McMahon) in Nip/Tuck where he does the lady he just finished plastic surgery on with a paper bag over her head! It's kind of sad...
18I have to say he's got an awesome body. It's like a work of art that mere mortals only desire to have. But that's all I'd want to look at.
19He really is not cute to me at all but I know people who say that he is nice. Also he has not made a complete mess of hang out spots in Fells Point, so I say dump but I would actually rather go drinking and dancing with at the 8X10 bar then over to Jimmy's for brunch in the morning.
20Dump! Great body...but that face *shudder*
21Do just once then dump
22None of the above. I'll just watch him swim. Thank you.
23Great body, but no. Dump.
24he is not even close to being cute. he is only hot for his body
25He looks like a smallrus.
26I met him when I was still swimming and he actually came to one of our practices. It was instantly obvious that he's a douchebag. DUMP.
27he really does lok like a douche. the only thing he really has going for him is that hes a great athlete and, im sure, incredibly rich.
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