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Just Say No to Toe!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:00:00 -0700

We've followed the infamous camel toe throughout the ages and last December, Marc Jacobs took the toe to the next level at his Arabian Nights Christmas Party. Jacobs had the right message, but his delivery was all wrong. Since when does a mascot rally against the cause it stands for?

(The photo's old, but I couldn't resist. Who doesn't love a good camel toe joke every now and then?)

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Houston Rockets Bear Gets His

GiggleSugar — Wed, 28 May 2008 13:00:00 -0700

And just wait until you see who delivers it to him! I wonder if she had a self-defense class or if she was just born a bad-ass. Whatever the case, she's my new hero.

You Thought Your Job Was Bad

GiggleSugar — Thu, 22 May 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Imagine being "Petey P. Cup," the giant urine sample mascot, for HealthPartners in Minneapolis. Well, at least they let you hide your face and get some exercise with fellow mascots! (Thanks, Ad Freak!)

Another Mascot Just "Doing His Job"

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:00:00 -0700

There are some things I wouldn't do even if I'd get paid to do them. Like this, this, or this. But the following isn't one of those things. No sirree. I'd definitely do this. For free.

Thanks, eBaum's World!

Those Mascots Had This a Long Time Coming . . .

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Time and time again, we've seen mascots throw down their poms in a hotheaded rage to engage in sideline throwdowns - that they've provoked. They've picked fights with each other, with spectators, and even unsuspecting peeps chillaxin' on the beach. What gives? Maybe a slice of humble pie will serve them well. Or a sliver of pineapple upside down cake? As they say, revenge is sweet!

Another Mascot Terrorizes the Public

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:00:00 -0700

As if oversized bananas or "Thunderbugs" aren't frightening enough, they've been ditching their cheerleading duties to harass unsuspecting fans instead. So let's see: Beer, nachos, and hot dogs are standard stadium fare. Couple an artery-clogging binge with a mascot executed scare tactic, and someone is sure to have a heart attack by halftime. Sounds . . . fun.

Mascot Terrorizes Spring Breakers

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:30:00 -0700

We've seen our share of mascots forgo the "rah-rah" routine to duke it out with each other on the sidelines instead. I guess showing team spirit involves a killer left hook and a hard kick to the groin these days. Lovely. So it should come as no surprise that this here mascot went on Spring Break and took his aggression to the beach - where he could chase down, kick, or crush any unsuspecting sun soaker. Kids included.

Mascot Takes a Tumble (or Two)

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:00:00 -0800

It's gotta be this dude's first day on the job. When the game time festivities begin and he makes a run for it, he quickly learns that sporting the big bird costume ain't what it's cracked up to be. The mascot falls once, twice, and he scores-an injury.

It's Peanut Butter Mascot Time!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:00:00 -0700

Couple the most random song EVER with the best mascot in town and you got one helluvah show. Can you say party for one in the outfield? (This even beats the time someone rocked to the beat of his own "Peanut Butter Federtime.")

Another Mascot Steals The Show

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:00:00 -0700

Showboating mascots are really outdoing themselves these days, and I'm not just saying that to be "nice" either. It really shows. Check out Lenny the Lynx here. He's dancing and having a gay old time, until he drops it like it's hot. And by "it," I mean his personal safety. The upshot is that these stunts have massive crowd appeal. Hell, he made the evening news! Over and over and over again...