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More Dance Party With Mary-Kate and Ashley

GiggleSugar — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Just don't ask me to identify which is which. (On a side note, this appears to be their Madonna-dancing-in-"Lucky Star" phase.) Click here to watch Ashley doing the Hustle.

Twin Peeps

GiggleSugar — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0700

Singer extraordinaire Fiona Apple and mini-mogul Mary-Kate Olsen.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:45:00 -0700

Yes, this is a cookie representation of Mary-Kate Olsen, famous for a whole lotta nothin' if you asked me. Nevertheless, she dodges paparazzi, and as a result LA animation student Michael Mouris found her worthy of his cookie art. (This particular cookie looks like a photo of MK doing her Garboesque "I just vant to be left alone" routine.) Mouris does not mean for these "art objects" to be eaten. Good, cuz I'm having a hard time swallowing any of this.

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Mary-Kate Olsen: New York Times Writer?!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:00:00 -0800

Mary-Kate Olsen recently wrote two paragraphs about handbags in the venerable New York Times. "I look at everything with a designer's eye, but I wouldn't change a thing about this bag," she said, to which The Onion/AV Club's The Hater responded:

"Mary-Kate looks at everything with a designer's eye, as opposed to a former-Full-House-star's eye, or a straight-to-video-empire-co-owner's eye, or an actress-last-seen-in-New-York-Minute's eye."

MEOW-ZA!

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Weird Science

GiggleSugar — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:00:00 -0800

Socialite/philanthropist Brooke Astor divided by society lady Lynn Wyatt= Mini-mogul Mary-Kate Olsen

(Thanks for the twisted idea, blythe15)

This or That: You Lose the Symbol of Your Future or Your Memories?

DearSugar — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:00:00 -0700

You’ve been having one of those Murphy’s Law months where everything that can go wrong has. You’ve felt completely scattered, you’ve lost weight - but in a unattractive, Mary-Kate Olsen way, and you just generally feel down on your luck. Up until now you’ve been trying to stay positive, but after this final curve ball you can't help but be completely devastated. Would it be worse if you…

This: Suddenly notice that your engagement ring is gone? It’s not on your finger and it's nowhere to be seen. You’re sure it must have fallen off your finger over the course of the day.

Or…

That: Get a call from the geeks who were trying to fix your computer letting you know that your hard drive and everything on it is completely gone? Of course you didn’t back anything up, which means fours years worth of pictures that you never took the time to get printed will never be seen again, as well as all your professional documents and all your music.

Which is worse?

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Mascot Look-alikes

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:41:33 -0700

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks everyone looks like someone (or thing) else. Some folks over at rivalfish keep seeing resemblances between sports mascots and stars. What do you think?

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(Tampa Bay Buccaneer Bucco Bruce & Orlando Bloom, Minnesota Viking & Hulk Hogan, The Biliker & Clay Aiken, The Wake Forest Demon Deacon & Christopher Lloyd, Chicago Bull & Harrison Ford, Oakland Raider & #2 from Austin Powers, Charlotte Hornet & Mary-Kate Olsen)

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 13:43:29 -0800

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We featured two of them in a mash-up yesterday. So who else made The Top Ten Most Bizarre Celebrities list? - funnytown

A little kitty porn to break up your day; the cutest paws ever. - cuteoverload

The ratings have dropped since Katie Couric moved to the CBS evening news. Perhaps her answering machine has the scoop? - Cracked

The once wholesome Charlotte Church makes Britney Spears look (almost) like a choir girl. - Radar

Just say "yes" to brands that sound like drugs. Introducing: Meth Coffee. - boingboing

Fergie's got some up and coming competition. Watch this toddler sing his hilarious rendition of "My Humps." - dailyhaha

The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are hateful things... - Best Week Ever

I was racking my brain to figure out who Mary-Kate Olsen was reminding me of. Now I know. - World of Wonder

It's Keyboardtastic!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:02:00 -0800

"Some people" should clean the filth they're sitting in. "Some people" should cut their vocal chords into cube-like little pieces. "Some people" should probably spend less time making friends with the keyboard and more time befriending...perhaps, other people- and that doesn't include Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Weirdo.

Imitation Is The Highest Form Of Flattery

DearSugar — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:40:33 -0700

Dear Sugar
One of my best friend's constantly copies every look of mine. She buys so many of the same clothes, shoes, bags, sunglasses as I do and she takes credit like her fashion sense is her own.

When we first met we had completely different styles. She was very preppy, while I am more trendy/designery. At first it was flattering, but now it's sort of creepy and obnoxious. We now have identical head to toe outfits... even our perfume is the same!

I feel like I should be getting a commission whenever she makes a new purchase. I know that she is a competitive person, but I don't understand why she would be competing with me - we are friends and I feel this is something friends shouldn't do.

We are both stylish girls in our own unique way. I consider my fashion choices a way of expressing my identity, so it feels as though she is "stealing" from me. I am getting really frustrated with her. Do you think that I am over-reacting or should I just let it go? How can I talk to her about this? Fashion Forward Friend

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Dear Fashion Forward Friend
You have every right to be upset about this, how annoying of her. Even actual twins like the Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen dress differently as an expression of who they are. It's really weird and almost "single white female-y" of her to be copying your every look.

Your friend is clearly super insecure and she looks up to you. She is imitating you because she feels that you embody something she wishes she had; great fashion sense.

I think that if you confront her, you will just embarrass her. Instead, why don't you ask her to go shopping with you. This way when you are together you can ask her what HER opinions are and you can help each other nurture that unique individuality that brought you guys together in the first place.

By complimenting her choices, you will make her feel good about herself and maybe then she'll realize that there are things about her that even you want to emulate. That's about all you can really do. If she doesn't stop after that, then she may be too insecure and immature to be friends with.