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Say What? Martha Stewart's Idea of Happiness

TresSugar — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:00:00 -0700

"A verdant landscape filled with beautiful animals of all kinds, harp music, cumulus clouds in a bright-blue sky, and happy people conversing pleasantly, sipping cold sake from homemade bamboo cups."

-Martha Stewart shares her idea of perfect happiness with Vanity Fair. Who doesn't love hanging out with animals to the sound of harp music, while tipsy on sake?

What's your idea of perfect happiness?

May Your Thanksgiving Not Be as Awkward as This Video

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:00:00 -0800

(Or as awkward as that headline!) Oh, Martha. I imagine anyone you put next to Martha is going to seem "street." Snoop Dogg and Martha play out the tired ol' odd couple trope as Martha with her oddly enunciated words and Snoop Dogg (well, with his oddly enunciated words) make mashed potatoes together. Hey, Thanksgiving is a time for awkward yet heartfelt moments, right? Happy Thanksgiving!

Ewww!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:00:00 -0800

Jay Leno, step away from Martha Stewart. This woman is a master at turning gourds into lights, jars into vases ("vaw-ziz"), and babies into dinner table centerpieces. One more false move and she's going to go ninja on your ass, MacGyver style. And I don't think anyone will be sympathetic.

Baby: It's What's For Dinner

GiggleSugar — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Oh no. They. Didn't. In this clip from an old Martha Stewart episode, we learn the fun do-it-yourself craft of making helpless infants into creepy centerpieces. I know people get a kick out of dressing up their babies, but dressing them up as turkeys and pies? Look at Martha and her guest just laughing away while the poor babies squirm in terror. Shame on you, Martha. Shame.

Mad Martha Cooks Up the Creepers

GiggleSugar — Wed, 28 May 2008 11:00:00 -0700

In an attempt to let loose with the kiddies, Martha grabs a pair of goggles, some funkified teeth, and a lab coat to play "mad scientist" for an afternoon. Martha does a good job getting into character (surprise, surprise), but her sidekick seems a little underwhelmed. Bug-infested slime, although "cool" and all, won't score points on the playground, Martha. A plate of noncreepy, choco-chip cookies will. Duh. Let's get with the program, shall we?

Martha Stewart Tries To Hang With The Cool Crowd

GiggleSugar — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:00:00 -0700

Martha Stewart and Amy Sedaris make an odd pair in the kitchen. In this clip, Amy is cracking jokes the entire time and Martha, of course, is taking Amy all too seriously. But Martha's social ineptitude is not fully realized until she asks a "mom question"... thanks, Jezebel!

Cute Alert: The Dog, Not Martha

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 May 2007 07:00:00 -0700

Everyone's favorite "happy" homemaker recently gave Sam the dog a bath on her show. No big deal. That is, until the animal intelligence experts over at Best Week Ever got their hands on the footage and gave a little insight into Sam's scathing subconscious thoughts. He may be cute on the outside, but Sam's got sass.

'Mo Martha, 'Mo Problems

GiggleSugar — Wed, 02 May 2007 15:00:00 -0700

It seems as though everyone's giving Martha a tough time these days. First there was Amy Sedaris, who made fun of the "people" in Martha's life, and now one of Martha's hired hands has gone and...well, you'll see. They say that working with Martha can be a nightmarish experience and I think this is someone's idea of payback.

Martha Stewart On Crack

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 May 2007 03:00:00 -0700

By "on crack," I'm referring to Martha's guest on this episode of The Martha Show-- actress/author/comedian Amy Sedaris. While Martha wants to get down to cake baking business, Amy's in the mood to cook up some trouble. Will she succeed in bringing Martha's temper to a bubbly boil?

Borat And Martha Get Sexy Between The Sheets

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 16:00:00 -0800

Or not. But I bet Borat (otherwise known as Sacha Baron Cohen) would trade in his Golden Globe for some sexy position playtime with "naughty, naughty Martha" in a heartbeat. She appeared on Leno to teach him a few bed-making techniques and was eager to get down to business- but Borat, of course, was more eager to get into her business.