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Things Not to Say to Your Wife: The Song

GiggleSugar — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0700

The things on the list should go without saying, but some dudes need reminding. I especially love how this comedian replaces Green Day's lyric, "It's something unpredictable/but in the end it's right," with "If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife. . ." Tee hee.

Just Divorced!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I'm surprised I don't see this more often.

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Whatever Happened to "Boo!"

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:00:00 -0700

It's all fun and games until someone blows someone else's head off. Then it's a major bummer.

Flashback: What's Love Got to Do With It?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's:
Boobs, butt, and ~~brains~~ beauty.

Brains? What brains?! Scheming up an effective "mantrap" involved no thought on the part of the woman. No thought whatsoever. It was all instinct, of course.

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Zac Efron Look-Alike Weighs in on Gay Marriage

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:00:00 -0700

These two cuties are celebrating California's decision to legalize gay marriage - but for different reasons, as we will find out. Turns out that in every relationship, gay or straight, there may be a person who's just not that into you. In that way.

Couples Who Shouldn't Hyphenate Their Last Names

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:00:00 -0700

The best humorists couldn't come up with this stuff: Fillerup-Standing. Kumon-Topomi. And, my personal fave, Moore-Bacon. Each of these couples might make a perfect match, but the combination of their last names is something else. It's a joke, and in most of these cases - ahem, Rump-Orefice - it's a downright dirty joke. Hee, hee, hee. Click here to view more hilarious wedding announcements.

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From Meeting Cute to Marriage to Death: The Short Version

GiggleSugar — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Well, relatively short. This video is only four minutes long, and yet the mind-numbing conventionality of the oh-so-familiar sounding steps from courtship to marriage to death made it seem interminable. I'm pretty cynical (which makes me a closet über-romantic), but even this was a bit much! Love, for this narrator = "You will do as well as anyone else." And sex? "Yeah, roll around me for a while." Sheesh! I got some advice for you stick figures: DON'T DO IT!

Meanest Prank Ever

GiggleSugar — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:45:00 -0700

These two College Humor dudes have been pranking each other back and forth for about a year. This is the prank to end all pranks, however. Streety Bird (the prankee) is at a baseball game with his girlfriend. He has no idea that the monitor is going to flash a message of love to his girlfriend asking her to marry him. Ruh roh. Forget Streety Bird's counter-prank. The pranker better watch his back, because Sharon is going to b*tchslap him soooo hard one day when he's not looking.

Product of the Day: "Big Mistake" Busted Tee

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:00:00 -0700

Not a fan of traditional relationships or perhaps you're a straight up commitment-phobe? Then this College Humor anti-marriage Busted Tee is for you. I love that it's in pink but sends an anti-marriage message. And look at the bad-ass below who's wearing it! Tuff.

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Flashback: The Golden Girls on Gay Marriage

TresSugar — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0700

The Golden Girls were wise beyond their collective years. (And that's really saying something!) In this snippet, Blanche's brother is marrying a man (you could do that then, apparently) and the Southern belle is not charmed. But leave it to Sophia to dole out the only argument ever really needed for gay marriage: they love each other. And, then of course follow up with a smart-ass bang! Whoa. Pun definitely not intended.