The things on the list should go without saying, but some dudes need reminding. I especially love how this comedian replaces Green Day's lyric, "It's something unpredictable/but in the end it's right," with "If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife. .
I'm surprised I don't see this more often.
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It's all fun and games until someone blows someone else's head off. Then it's a major bummer.
Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's:
Boobs, butt, and brains beauty.
Brains? What brains?!
These two cuties are celebrating California's decision to legalize gay marriage — but for different reasons, as we will find out. Turns out that in every relationship, gay or straight, there may be a person who's just not that into you. In that way.
The best humorists couldn't come up with this stuff: Fillerup-Standing. Kumon-Topomi. And, my personal fave, Moore-Bacon.
Well, relatively short. This video is only four minutes long, and yet the mind-numbing conventionality of the oh-so-familiar sounding steps from courtship to marriage to death made it seem interminable. I'm pretty cynical (which makes me a closet über-romantic), but even this was a bit much!
These two College Humor dudes have been pranking each other back and forth for about a year. This is the prank to end all pranks, however. Streety Bird (the prankee) is at a baseball game with his girlfriend.
Not a fan of traditional relationships or perhaps you're a straight up commitment-phobe? Then this College Humor anti-marriage Busted Tee is for you. I love that it's in pink but sends an anti-marriage message.
The Golden Girls were wise beyond their collective years. (And that's really saying something!) In this snippet, Blanche's brother is marrying a man (you could do that then, apparently) and the Southern belle is not charmed. But leave it to Sophia to dole out the only argument ever really needed for gay marriage: they love each other.