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The Food Court Musical
Improv Everywhere is known for busting out comedic performances in unlikely locations, so they staged a musical — in a shopping mall food court. It all started with the Hot Dog on a Stick girl crying over spilled lemonade and ended with the whole food court triumphantly singing about napkin shortage. Hungry patrons, clueless that the joke was on them, didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Teenage Flirting At The Mall
Ah, young love: so raw and intense and...painful? I think someone needs to brush up on his "making the first move" skills.
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Mall Rats: 10 Uses For Dead and Dying Malls
Empty swimming pools have always fascinated and disturbed me; they're cold, creepy holes for the better part of the year. Mall season has been coming to its end since the '90s, and more and more empty malls and shopping centers are sitting sad and stark, like inverted pools, off highways across the country.
How'd it happen?
OMG BFF LOL: Two Mall Rats Talk Shopping and Wanting
Well, I guess this says something about the state of current girlhood in America, but it's not, um, pretty. OMG BFF LOL is a cartoon from artist Charlie White's exhibit The Girl Studies. It follows two girls who love shopping at the mall, and like, shopping some more.
Product of the Day: Waistband Stretcher
What a perfect time to buy this amazing product — after weeks of stuffing your face at family gatherings and right around the time New Year's resolutions start menacing you. Eff diets, exercise or mindful eating. Just buy the waistband stretcher and make your clothes conform to you.
What's Tackier?
You know, SkyMall makes this way too easy. Imagine your guests trying to keep a straight face when they're putting drinks down on your sumo wrestler coffee table as Fluffy hops out of the planter after taking a dump. Classy!
Book of the Day: SkyMaul
One of my favorite reading materials on a plane, aside from tabloids and, ahem, serious novels, is Sky Mall, purveyors of some seriously dumb crapola. (DaVinci Code decoder, anyone? Hand-held lie detector?) So I'm looking forward to see how you could possibly spoof something that's already a joke.
Product of the Day: The de-FIB-ulator
SkyMall is an inflight catalogue that--with the help of high altitudes, pressurized cabins, boredom, and a couple scotch and sodas--can make you want to buy anything.
Which brings me to one such "anything": The de-FIB-ulator. This hand-held lie detector is supposed to work by detecting rising levels of tension (or vibrations) in a speaker's voice.
Kiss of Arrest: Women Say They Were Unfairly Targeted at Mall
After she received a kiss on the cheek from her girlfriend, a Texas woman says a mall security officer and a sheriff deputy began harassing her. Now, Jessica Garcia will argue to a court that the mall unfairly targeted her and her girlfriend when they arrested them on trespassing and other charges.
Garcia has recounted the situation like this: He said, "This is a family mall, y'all can't do this.” We said, "Do what?"
Shopping Mall Santa: The Hardest Gig in Town?
OK, being Santa at the mall has to suck. On top of wearing that hot suit and fake beard, you have whining, screaming kids sitting on your lap, some of them relieving themselves on you. These pictures pretty much say it all.
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