I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but: I'll take whale tail over butt cleavage any day, so pull the thong up, will ya?!
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Any a-hole would crack a joke right now, butt I'm better than that.
Thanks, College Humor!
At first I thought this dude was on his merry way to a Britney Spears concert (midriff-bearing shirt, tight, low-rise jeans, outdated Uggs on a sunny day), but then I realized he's trying to move the large shelving unit behind him using only a...bike. Good luck with that. (Thanks, Gorilla Mask!)
It seems like every time I turn around there's another body part I'm supposed to be obsessed with. First it was love handles, then arm flappage (what--there's not a name for this awful affliction yet?!), double chin, etc. And I've already shown you that some clothes make all this even worse (hello, low rise jeans!) Well, now there are a couple more to add to the roster.