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Fo Shizzle Dizzle!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Marie loves McKinney. How do we know? Cuz there's nothing she would like more than "to see his bitch ass smile." And they say romance is dead.

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"Thanks For Sleeping With Me"

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:10:00 -0700

Should the phrase "you've saved my bacon" and "thanks for sleeping with me" really be in the same love letter? Obviously, Beck here doesn't play by the rules.

Flashback! A Phone For Creepy People

TresSugar — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:30:28 -0800

For $69 those looking to spice up their phone calls could have owned this "conversation piece" belonging to the same genre as that leg lamp in A Christmas Story.

The ad reminds us that the phone was sculptured by a European artist, which makes it totally classy and not at all tacky. However judging by the photo, it's not so easy to talk on a naked-lady phone. Oh well.

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Grab Bag! Problems in Your Relationship? Just Do Lunch!

TresSugar — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:00:18 -0800

Lunch dates might be the key to a happy relationship. - Glamour
How long do men think sex should last? - Em & Lo
Today is the 11th annual Transgender Day of Remembrance. - Feministing
Police ticket underage kid for holding a beer in a Facebook picture. - The Awl
Pride and Prejudice would be much better with a 20-page sex scene. - Jezebel
Should posting an inappropriate comment on the Internet get you fired? - GeekSugar
And here are some cats sitting like humans. - Urlesque

Speed Read! Sarah Palin Faces Oprah

TresSugar — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:30:12 -0800

Sarah Palin sat down with Oprah yesterday to chat about abortion, John McCain, and Levi Johnston. - Huffington Post
Speaking of Levi, we will not see his Johnston in Playgirl. - Gawker
Lesbian couples make the best parents, according to a new study. - Lemondrop
Why middle-aged women swoon over Twilight. - New York Magazine
Viagra for women? A lousy antidepressant makes an excellent libido booster. - Bust
Two young actresses, two different stories. (Hint! Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox.) - Women & Hollywood
America's first cannabis cafe opens in Portland, OR. - The Lede
What do celebrities' websites reveal about them? - LA Times
Oprah apologized to Robin Givens for her insensitivity about domestic violence during a recent Mike Tyson interview. - The Frisky

Grab Bag! How to Throw a Party Like a Lady

TresSugar — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:00:28 -0800

January Jones's disappointing appearance on SNL did include one funny-ish skit on how to throw a party like a lady. - The Frisky
Parents get warmer reactions if they reveal they're expecting a boy rather than a girl. - Salon
10 actors who look fierce in drag. - Lemondrop
Meghan McCain weighs in on whether sex tapes matter. - The Daily Beast
You won't believe what's in this dessert. - Glamour
No better training for politics than motherhood? - DoubleX
11 reasons to date a church-going guy. - Your Tango
This is the week of TV guest stars. Get ready for Lady Gaga, Heather Locklear, and James Franco. - BuzzSugar

Hilarious or Horrifying? Trojan Can Prevent Rude Moviegoers

TresSugar — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:00:39 -0800

When lovers not planning on making a baby start to get busy, the last thing they want to think about is what type of person their potential child would be three decades down the road. But in this commercial, Trojan wants to remind you that you should wrap it up, lest you end up with a child who turns out to be the most obnoxious grown man ever to enter a movie theater!

Avoiding children, annoying or not, is a major reason for using protection, but this commercial sends a somewhat confusing message about contraception. If this guy weren't annoying, would it have been a good thing that his parents didn't use a condom? Do you think this is an effective message, or does it miss the mark?

Très Trivia! Are You in the Know?

TresSugar — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:00:28 -0800

This week, Aussies Down Under swimsuited up with hopes of breaking the world record for world's largest swimwear parade. Were you on top of the news this week, or did you get behind? Find out with this quiz!

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Grab Bag! Sneezing Girl Might Never Stop

TresSugar — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:00:13 -0800

Since last month, this 12-year-old girl has been sneezing nonstop. She may have intractable psychogenic sneezing disorder. - Lemondrop
Check out Buzz's review of Precious, which is making its way to theaters around the country. - BuzzSugar
Are men more competitive than women? Probably not. - Double X
Find out how Consumer Reports tests condoms. - Em&Lo
10 big reasons to date short dudes. - The Frisky
Some thoughts on ageism. - Glamour
The pros and cons of marrying young. - Your Tango

After Sex Shirt - Hilarious or Horrifying?

TresSugar — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0800

The makers of this shirt call it "sexy" and "chic," but I would use the adjectives "large" and "direct" to describe it. Either way, the garment promises to "enhance the glow of a romantic encounter."

At $15, it's not exactly a cheap laugh, but it could make for a silly version of a naughty nightie. Oh and just FYI - it only comes in three sizes: 3XL, 4XL, and 5XL. I guess we don't have to worry about too many people leaving the house wearing this thing.