May 27, 2008 -
When she's not gluing eyes onto pieces of fruit and playing with her food, she's loving up on Wilbur here and meowing like a damn broken record. Miss Chiquita Banana has officially gone off the deep end. And I'm a big fan.
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May 14, 2008 -
She's a little older, but still straight up bonkers about bananas. You'd think the lady's fruit fetish would have let up by now, but it's only gotten worse. Not only does she sing the praises of her fave fruit, she adds big, beady eyes to its freckled exterior and creates a chorus of mouthless, banana backup singers.
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Aug 12, 2008 -
The angelic-faced cherub singing with a voice from heaven during the opening ceremony of the Olympics really only had one piece of that puzzle: Lin Miaoke, the 9-year-old who was featured performing "Ode to the Motherland" while fireworks flared and 1 billion people watched was pulling one of the oldest tricks in the book. She was lip-synching the song.
And not just to ensure a flawless performance in case nerves or the wires interfered with her singing — she lip-dubbed because she was cuter than the girl who owned the voice.
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Jan 30, 2008 -
She's not the only one who's gone. Everyone involved in the production of this amazing video seems to have been on qualuudes. First of all, John's in a sleeveless tux shirt with an awesome porn 'stache, and Daryl is rockin' a sexy mullet while not even bothering to lip-synch.
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