Move over Bill Cosby. God seems to be getting an earful of the darndest things outta kids these days. The following are a batch of letters — or prayers — intended for the big dude upstairs.
Mmm...the all-you-can-guilt-trip buffet sounds good.
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What kind of a household is this? Eating and playing boardgames is no crime in my book. Having a strange curiosity about potentially killing off upholders of the law, however...
Good news! Paris is practicing her spelling again, which means that she's written another tell-all letter to the people who claim to like her. (We'll call them "friends" for short.) This time, Paris writes about lying talking to Barbara Walters, discovering that Jesus hottie, and all the "friends" she's made in jail already.
Paris plays pen pal to her friends again, but this time, via sidekick. The following email was sent at the time of her return to jail. Putting aside all shock and sadness, Paris openly wrote of her grudges, her new metal "bracelets," and the offensive smell of justice.
If you don't know already, Paris was sent back to jail on Friday and given a 45 day sentence. What will we ever do without her? Well, have no fear, because the first of her prison letters is here and, to my surprise, the girl's got more than a two-word vocabulary.
When you have nothing nice to say, take anonymous revenge and then confess in a passive-aggressive letter. Oh, and really emphasize that you're "Sorry!!!"
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Good work Destiny! Acknowledgment is the first step on the road to recovery and the next is to check yourself into a giggling rehab center...lol.
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Cat didn't get her tongue. Meow! (But it's no stretch to fall in love with a LOSER.
"Don't get mad, get even"...by finding a red crayon and scribbling hearts all over a letter signed with love.
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