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I'm Officially Uncomfortable

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Your bed was getting a little old.
The middle of the kitchen floor was the next best option.

Kitty Porn!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:00:00 -0700

I never thought anything involving a kitty could look this dirrty. From the nuzzling to the purring to the pawing-- this little guy's got some heavy duty explaining to do! Cats are growing up so fast these days. Can you believe? (Thanks, Cute Overload!)

Kitty Porn

GiggleSugar — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:30:00 -0700

What a purrrrrrrvert.

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Kitty Porn

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:00:00 -0800

This insanely cute Scottish Fold kitten is lovingly filmed peeking out of a giant shoe, meowing the tiniest meow (wait for it), and sleeping. (The close-up paw and tiny face shots are for kitten fetishists everywhere.) Enjoy!

She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:02:00 -0800

"I almost got Hello Kitty on my wrist. Then I thought, How am I going to explain that to my grandchildren?"

- Porn mogul Jenna Jameson in this month's Allure, on whether or not there were tattoos she was glad she didn't get. (Because explaining the whole porn acting history is much easier?)

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GiggleSugar Reader Spotlight: Kiddylnd

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:16:30 -0700

You can always spot our reader of the week, Kiddylnd, by the cute pit bull avatar that represents her. She's funny, kind (she fosters pit bulls and tells a moving story about an old friend, Pride), and reminds me how much I love to get to know my readers! Make sure you check out her pictures and leave a comment!

GS: What's your motto?
KL: "Move over bacon!" No, that's not it. "Help control the pet population, have..." No, that's not it either. Motto, eh? Well, I'm a big fan of "Do unto others, unless they bug the sh*t out of you, then screw 'em!"

GS: Where are you from?
KL: Seattle, Washington. I live 3 1/2 blocks from the house I grew up in. Sheltered, I know. I'd rather be sheltered in a city. I'm not a country girl AT ALL. Plus, living in the land of coffee is the best thing ever. We seriously have a corner with a Tully's across from a Starbucks, across from a soon to be Peet's, with a local coffee shop two doors down, a tea store next to that, and another Starbucks inside the Safeway next to the Tully's.

GS: What do you do?
KL: I work at an animal shelter selling pet licenses and taking all you guys' money! It's both the most fulfilling and saddest thing ever. On the plus side, when I'm having a bad day, all I need to do is snuggle up with a pup!

GS: How would you describe your sense of humor?
KL: Sarcasm, with a hint of third grade potty talk. I'm quick with the wit, but only out of necessity-I gotta keep up with my friends!

GS: What's your favorite GiggleSugar post?
KL: Are you serious? I have to pick just one?! I'm gonna go with any of the douchebag posts, particularly Portrait of a Douchebag since, sadly, I remember a time when I would have thought this dude was all that. Sad, so very sad.

GS: Who's the cutest funny man and funny woman?
KL: Hmmm...I don't think of funny people as being cute. Is that wrong?

GS: Who are your favorite male and female comedians?
KL: Kevin Smith is the smartest, funniest out there. He should do stand-up. His movies are too under appreciated. Margaret Cho is another fave. You can't miss with her! Others would be Ellen, Paula Poundstone, Stephen Colbert. I do enjoy some Carlos Mencia, but not all the time. I mostly like the "beaner" jokes since I'm a "beaner..."

GS: What's your favorite comedy of all time?
KL: Cry Baby. If you have not seen this, it's a must. Johnny Depp in a 21 Jump Street era, Ricki Lake, and a trying-to-break-free from the porn business Tracy Lords.

GS: If your life were a comedy, what would it be?
KL: The Jerk. Kidding! I haven't ever really thought of that. In my late teens, Party Girl (minus the getting arrested). I don't know now. Sad. I'll have to think on that one.

GS: Do you look like someone famous?
KL: No. I only look like me.

KL free-for-all: I love the randomness of life! I like to run, but in Seattle in fall that can be a challenge because I'm such a girl I can't get my hair wet! I was always teased by my friends for being the "mom" of the group. (I blame them for me becoming one so early on.) I have a nine-year-old son who is the light of my life. I let him watch things he shouldn't, like Jay and Silent Bob. He's got a great sense of humor, and we laugh all the time. All of my friends are lesbians. I'm still not sure how that happened. Probably because I get to know people first, then find out later. I mean my best friend I've known since we were eight years old, so I obviously didn't know then! It's fun though, because I can gross them out with stories of my sexploits. I don't drink much (anymore!), but I love a nice Riesling, and I LOVE me some Asian Pear Sake. I love animals, and have some VERY strong opinions about animal care and sheltering. Don't breed or buy, while shelter pets die! Oh, and Hello Kitty rocks.

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(Kiddylnd, her cute son and his puppy, a pit she loved named Pride, Ellen DeGeneres, Stephen Colbert, Kevin Smith, Margaret Cho, Paula Poundstone, Carlos Mencia)

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Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:04:21 -0700

Cracked out kitties?! Say it isn't so! - Gallery of the Absurd
Unlikely celebs with a porn-y past. - Cracked
Zach Galafianakis live. - College Humor
This kid is such a suck up. - i am bored
Joan Rivers tries insult on for size while prepping for the red carpet. - Best Week Ever
Tree makes the most of its limbs. - College Humor
Quiz Time! Can you identify these nonsensical lyrics? - Mental Floss
As if buying bottled water isn't ridiculous enough, we're now purchasing this in bottled form? - eBay

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 13:43:29 -0800

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We featured two of them in a mash-up yesterday. So who else made The Top Ten Most Bizarre Celebrities list? - funnytown

A little kitty porn to break up your day; the cutest paws ever. - cuteoverload

The ratings have dropped since Katie Couric moved to the CBS evening news. Perhaps her answering machine has the scoop? - Cracked

The once wholesome Charlotte Church makes Britney Spears look (almost) like a choir girl. - Radar

Just say "yes" to brands that sound like drugs. Introducing: Meth Coffee. - boingboing

Fergie's got some up and coming competition. Watch this toddler sing his hilarious rendition of "My Humps." - dailyhaha

The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are hateful things... - Best Week Ever

I was racking my brain to figure out who Mary-Kate Olsen was reminding me of. Now I know. - World of Wonder