Who thought it was a good idea to have the words of a sleazy woman come out of the mouth of a leering pre-pubescent with a bad perm and purple clothes? Why, the producers of Kids, Incorporated. In this clip, we see children dancing to a song by Olivia Newton-John about some woman who takes her date out to dinner and a movie and then proceeds to tell him what she really wants: "There's nothing left to talk about/Unless it's horizontally."
...But why is this child so over-dramatically depressed? Perhaps her super chic sweatband was on a little too tight. Or maybe that obscene cow on her pal's oversized, pink t-shirt was giving her the heebie-jeebies.
...she was weak. Well, not really. The kid actually had a decent voice, but her musical selection was weak.
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