I see a bright future for her as an auctioneer. Read more

It's uncanny the way this toddler has the mannerisms and vocal inflections of an adult preacher. And by uncanny I mean — creepy as all get out. Read more

If I ever have kids, this is what they're going to do instead of play video games: entertain me with freaky deaky dances in the living room. Thanks, momma tikita! Read more

Before Lucky goes to fish heaven, this cute little girl says her last farewells, noting what a good fish he was, and implying he's better off because he doesn't look so good lying motionless on his side. Forget that she's standing by a toilet as you watch this. It's the thought that counts. Read more

Some kids are so cute I just want to run out and get preggers. I know it's a little more complicated than that, but this kid makes the choice seem easy. This little charmer is being asked by Grover what a marriage is. He does a pretty awesome job of explaining it. But why, Grover, are you pressing him for more information on what two people do in a marriage. He's a kid, ya fuzzy perv! Read more

This is one of those videos where you have to say to yourself, "I'm laughing with him, not at him." Otherwise, you'll just feel guilty. Basically, this kid has an existential crisis because he can't figure out how to kick this ball. You can see the wheels turning: "If I drop the ball, I may lose it, so I must hold onto it. But then when I drop it and try to kick it, I fall on my butt." You can Read more

Baby JC wants in on big sister's hula hoop action. Pretty good moves, kid, but I think you might be forgetting something. . . Read more

Kevin Lin is my new hero. While most 12-year-olds are sitting around picking their noses or playing video games, this little badass shows you how, with Adobe After Effects, you can be a one man one boy special effects wizard. I particularly love the "Take that, bizatches!" expression he throws at the camera after each special effect. Well done, son, well done. Read more