TresSugar

Cute Alert: This Baby Has a Lot on Her Mind

TresSugar — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:00:00 -0700

I see a bright future for her as an auctioneer.

Très Bizarre: Baby Preacher Wows the Congregation

TresSugar — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:00:00 -0700

It's uncanny the way this toddler has the mannerisms and vocal inflections of an adult preacher. And by uncanny I mean - creepy as all get out.

Cute Alert: Kid Does a Goofy Freaky Dance

GiggleSugar — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:00:00 -0700

If I ever have kids, this is what they're going to do instead of play video games: entertain me with freaky deaky dances in the living room.

Thanks, momma tikita!

Cute Alert: Lucky the Fish Gets Eulogy Before Facing His Watery Grave

GiggleSugar — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:00:00 -0700

Before Lucky goes to fish heaven, this cute little girl says her last farewells, noting what a good fish he was, and implying he's better off because he doesn't look so good lying motionless on his side. Forget that she's standing by a toilet as you watch this. It's the thought that counts.

Cute Alert: Child on Sesame Street Explains Marriage

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:00:00 -0700

Some kids are so cute I just want to run out and get preggers. I know it's a little more complicated than that, but this kid makes the choice seem easy. This little charmer is being asked by Grover what a marriage is. He does a pretty awesome job of explaining it. But why, Grover, are you pressing him for more information on what two people do in a marriage. He's a kid, ya fuzzy perv!

Cute Alert: Child Cannot Figure Out How to Kick a Ball

GiggleSugar — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:35:00 -0700

This is one of those videos where you have to say to yourself, "I'm laughing with him, not at him." Otherwise, you'll just feel guilty. Basically, this kid has an existential crisis because he can't figure out how to kick this ball. You can see the wheels turning: "If I drop the ball, I may lose it, so I must hold onto it. But then when I drop it and try to kick it, I fall on my butt." You can tell that even the dog feels sorry for him.

Invisible Hula Hoop

GiggleSugar — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:00:00 -0700

Baby JC wants in on big sister's hula hoop action. Pretty good moves, kid, but I think you might be forgetting something. . .

12-Year-Old Kid Shows Us How It's Done

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:00:00 -0700

Kevin Lin is my new hero. While most 12-year-olds are sitting around picking their noses or playing video games, this little badass shows you how, with Adobe After Effects, you can be a ~~one man~~ one boy special effects wizard. I particularly love the "Take that, bizatches!" expression he throws at the camera after each special effect. Well done, son, well done.

This Baby Is the Definition of Easily Amused

GiggleSugar — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:00:00 -0700

I can say that while being endlessly amused by his amazing froggie robe (I want one!) and silly laughter. Ridiculous.

Little Miss Perfect: Terrifying

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:00:00 -0800

Little Miss Perfect, a WeTV program about child beauty pageants, should totally dispel the myth that pageants encourage young girls to act and look like grown women before their time. Au contraire! Kid beauty pageants in fact encourage young girls to act like campy gay men in drag, or those men's fantasies of what women are. Uh, OK. All better?