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Where Do You Stand: Family Members Remaining Friends With Your Ex

DearSugar — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Just yesterday, Kevin Federline and Jamie Spears were photographed playing golf together, weird, right? With everything that's going on between Britney and Kevin, I have to say that I'd be pretty upset by this "friendship" if I were Brit. I'm OK with remaining cordial with family members after a split, especially when there are children involved, but in this situation, shouldn't Mr. Spear's loyalty lie with his daughter? I might be overreacting on this one so tell me what you all think. Would you be OK if your parents carried on a relationship with your ex? And would it be worse if the break up was as messy?

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Britney Spears in: Mrs. Britfire

GiggleSugar — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:00:00 -0700

No one knows better than Britney how it must feel to lose custody of the kids and all visitation rights too. So who better to play the role of Mrs. Britfire than Brit-Brit herself? Our pop tart will sport a wig, fat suit, old lady cardigan and matching schoolgirl skirt to become everyone's favorite household nanny. She may violate the vacuum machine every now and then, but she'll learn what it takes to be a damn good momma in the end. Too bad this is only a parody.

Parenting 101 With K-Fed

GiggleSugar — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:00:00 -0700

Now that His Royal Fedache got custody of the kids, he must think he's some father of the year, right? SNL thinks so. They came up with a couple tips on how to avoid looking like a douchebag dad in the eyes of the law- according to K-Fed himself. If we're to listen to this advice, the key to taking care of your "baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back kids (with barbecue sauce)" is to feed them, multiple times a day, every day. And we're talking real food here, not "PopoZao." Who knew?

K-Fed's Divorce Dance

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:00:00 -0700

Now that his divorce from Brit is final, what's K-Fed been up to? Well, in the spirit of another dancing dog we know, he's celebrating and having a good 'ole peanut butter Feder time!

K-Fed: What I've Been Searching For...?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:45:00 -0700

First, he sold his soul to Nationwide and now he's gone worldwide with his indecent overexposure. How? Via the worldwide web. Yes folks, K-Fed recently launched his very own search engine, which is appropriate, since he's clearly searching for a way to keep his talentless career up and running post-Britney. The website instructs users to "play with fire, search the web and win with Kevin." Look, I don't care what crappy K-Fed gear they're giving away (such as the CD that no one wanted in the first place), but I'm keeping my distance from his backdraft. So how 'bout you go in first? Click here if you dare, but don't get your PopoZao burned like Brit! ...(And how is K-Fed looking like a card shark supposed to make this more appealing?)

Weird Al Interviews K-Fed

GiggleSugar — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:02:00 -0800

In this "interview" conducted by Weird Al Yankovic, K-Hole comes out looking, predictably, like an A-Hole. Regarding K-Fed's new "F" tattoo, Weird Al asks, "What does it stand for--failure?" Another Weird Al zinger: "What's it like to have a closet full of wife-beaters--and no wife?" The guy's not subtle, and this video isn't short (it's about nine minutes) but it seems K-Fed's 15 minutes of getting his ass whooped aren't over yet.

Funny or Stupid? Text Message Break-Ups

GiggleSugar — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:02:00 -0800

Rumor has it that Brit broke her marriage ties with K-Fed via text message.

As if following in her footsteps, Prime Minister Matti Vanhanen- also known as "Finland's sexiest man"- recently ended a relationship by texting "that's it" to his girlfriend. So this seems to be a popular passive-aggressive way to cease a relationship in this busy, modern day. Giggle Girls, what do you think? Are text message break-ups...

Free Fun With Federline, Anyone?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 13:45:00 -0800

K-Fed is scheduled to take the stage tomorrow night at the House of Blues in West Hollywood. Tickets were selling for twenty bucks until the venue realized that the show's almost here and there's a fat stack of unsold tickets at the box office. HofB staffers tried to give away free tickets to recent concert-goers. They not only failed, but were laughed at and ridiculed.

Poor K-Fed. 'Tis the season for giving thanks, and aren't we all thankful for his recent kick to the curb? I surely thought a willing and eager crowd of boo-ers would line up on the day before Thanksgiving to feast their eyes on the biggest turkey of all time. Yum! Okay, I just lost my appetite.

Hey, Ladies: K-Fed is Single!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:50:00 -0800

Your search is over, single ladies and biatches. KHole (my fave nickname for the already multiply-monikered doofus) is a free man. Added bonus: this chicken-scratch message was scrawled on his shower door. Apparently he bathes, too! Funny, you would never know from looking at him.

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