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Flashback: Empowering Women in the 1950s
If a woman couldn't possibly open a bottle of ketchup without asking for a man's help back in 1953, then why didn't they just eliminate the middle (wo)man and empower the man to open the bottle and — gasp! — serve his damn self? It was only logical, darling.
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French Fries & Ketchup Artist
I'm in the midst of a fried food ban. How am getting through the day, you ask? I may end up sublimating my desire for a plate of fries by using them as paintbrushes to dip into ketchup so that I can paint Ronald McDonald.
Painting with French Fry Grease
I've heard of grease paints, but this is ridiculous! Some dude painted a wall using only the grease from a large order of french fries. The finished product is no ketchup painted Ronald McDonald, but it's still drop-dead impressive, in a heart attack sort of way.
Say What? Beth Ditto Gets Squirrelly
"Everyone's just doing their job. At the end of the day, I'm not going to be mad when someone asks if I want ketchup with my fries, and I'm not going to get mad at people if they ask if I ate squirrel as a kid. Yes, I did.
Grab Bag! Some Men Want to Be Just Like Their Girlfriends
- Shapeshifter: a man who changes everything about himself to match his new girlfriend. — Lemondrop
- The most inappropriate wedding songs immortalized. — Urlesque
- Porn is going mainstream with a Quiznos commercial inspired by "2 Girls 1 Cup."
Man Eats 15-Pound Burger: Cool or Gross?
This dude downed a beast of a burger in just under five hours to win $400, some T-shirts, and the title of "Dude Who Ate a Giant Burger." The Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser (I'm not making that up) weighs 20.2 pounds overall, including the lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, and peppers, and a cup each of ketchup, mayo, and relish. I'm kind of revolted and awed at the same time.
Meet Tessa: The Chopstick-Wielding, Spaghetti-Eating Cat From Outer Space
OK, so Tessa's not from outer space, but she might as well be. She eats ice cream with a spoon, Fancy Feast with a fork, and spaghetti with chopsticks! I know we've posted this before, but I guess there was a resurgence of interest in utensil-usin' cats while I was on vacation (naturally!) so here I am playing catch up.
Giggle Links
- The lovely Isabella Rossellini stars in Green Porno. — Sundance Channel
- John Mayer proudly embraces his douchebaggery. — PopSugar
- Why is Spencer Pratt still di-spence-ing advice?
Flashback: Andy Warhol Eats a Hamburger
Is it art or awkwardness? How can something so mundane seem so unnatural? Folks, that's Andy Warhol for ya.
GiggleSugar Reader Spotlight: NyckieRocks
If NyckieRocks's avatar (seen below) doesn't get your attention, I don't know what will. It's a 7-foot-tall hot dog statue ("probably one of the greatest things I've ever seen with my own two eyes," she told me) who is putting ketchup on his own head. Does that clue you in to this lady's awesome sense of humor?
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