Oct 31 2008 - 7:00am Poor Keanu went on some German talk show and got hooked up to a lie detector. Watch him struggle through the host's questions (and her heinous dentist-office-wallpaper jacket). He's totally cute though.
He's not speaking german, hes speaking english. theres a difference between understanding a language and speaking it. Why is that lady squeezing his hand the whole time? That would make me so
uncomfortable! After a few seconds I'd yank my hand away.
What is Douche? I only know Dutch... I am from germany and the lady who ist sqeezing his hand all the time was a really strange talkmaster in the 90s. This show called "Schreinemakers" (the
name of the talkmastress Margarete Schreinemakers) doesn't exist anymore since at least 1995 or so... Schönen abend noch!
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Keanu Reeves spekas German?? I thought he only spoke Douche... oh the things you learn on GiggleSugar.
1was this after he was already famous?? geez..what kinda show is this?
2"Sprechen-sie DOUCHE?"
3"Ja. Ich komme aus Doucheland."
hahahahaha
4hehe, he is acting so bashful. cute.
5He's not speaking german, hes speaking english. theres a difference between understanding a language and speaking it. Why is that lady squeezing his hand the whole time? That would make me so uncomfortable! After a few seconds I'd yank my hand away.
6Okay...
Keanu Reeves understands German?? I thought he only understood Douche!
Better?
7What is Douche? I only know Dutch... I am from germany and the lady who ist sqeezing his hand all the time was a really strange talkmaster in the 90s. This show called "Schreinemakers" (the name of the talkmastress Margarete Schreinemakers) doesn't exist anymore since at least 1995 or so... Schönen abend noch!
8I think it's funny that the Keanu bashers often trip over themselves while trying to take him down.
In case anyone still cares: he speaks and reads German, among other languages, something that was made evident a few years ago at a film festival.
9Awwww, he's so cute!
10NotMeAnymore... get a sense of humour or get off Gigglesugar. It was a joke that you apparently didnt appreciate.
Jeez, why is gigglesugar attracting so many stuck up b!tches lately?
11keanu had an earpiece in that i'm assuming translated the german for him... you can see it in his left ear, about 3/4 of the way through.
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