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Junk in a Box: Puppet-Style

GiggleSugar — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:00:00 -0800

The same guy who brought you the puppet version of David Hasselhoff drunk now presents the puppet version of the year-old holiday classic, "D*ck in a Box." Mixing puppets with sexy time is so wrong, and it only gets worse when you get a glimpse of JT's puppet incarnation- it pretty much sucks the sexy right out of the singer. Why, puppet master, why?!

Harry Potter: The Recovered Manuscript

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:00:00 -0700

Forget magic. Harry now has hormones.

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It's My Cat In A Box!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:00:00 -0800

Once Justin Timberlake's "Junk in a Box" went viral, a number of female spoofs followed. There was "Box in a Box," followed by "Tits In A Box," and even the tailor-made for geeks version, "Put a Mac in Your Top." And now a couple cats are purrrrrin' back with their own rejoinder.

Tits in a Box

GiggleSugar — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:05:17 -0800

It just keeps comin' in people. First Justin Timberlake was on SNL. Then, this woman's video spoof went viral. And now, I present "Tits in a Box." Lowng-uh Island edition.

The Gift That Keeps On Giving: JT's Junk in a Box

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 00:02:00 -0800

In this SNL skit, Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake--sporting gold chains, weird facial hair, poofy mullets, and ill-fitting suits--sing about giving the ultimate gift at Christmas: themselves. "Step one, cut a hole in a box. Step 2, put your junk in that box..." Step 3, laugh your ass off.

Jackie O in (Vintage) Nude Photo Scandal!

TresSugar — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:13:08 -0700

A word to the wise: naked photos can always resurface - even decades later. As archivists sort through 610 boxes full of memorabilia and junk collected by the late Andy Warhol, they recently stumbled upon an autographed nude photo of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.

Jackie O was a frequent muse to the packrat artist and apparently gifted him a naked poster signed, "For Andy, with enduring affection, Jackie Montauk." Matt Wrbican, who is overseeing the project of the Andy Warhol Foundation, says the handwriting matches that of Onassis, who often visited Warhol's Montauk, NY, beachhouse. Here's more:

So, after her second husband, Aristotle Socrates Onassis, got a paparazzi to take pictures of her skinny-dipping and it landed in the hands of Larry Flynt, who turned it into a poster for his porn magazine, Hustler, Jackie O sent a copy – likely as a joke – to Warhol, Wrbican said.

Wow, those guys are lucky that Jackie had a good sense of humor about the whole thing. In another funny twist, the relic was found amid junk ranging from receipts to fan mail and even Caroline Kennedy's wedding cake. Just goes to show you never know where things will turn up.

Jack in the Box Caters to the Menopausal Woman?

TresSugar — Fri, 15 May 2009 04:00:00 -0700

In addition to featuring one of the best junk food burgers out there - the Sourdough Jack (oh, man I just made myself hungry!) - I have to say Jack in the Box has some pretty great commercials. Take this one for their fruit smoothies, featuring a glassy-eyed menopausal woman who claims this beverage keeps her from going "street rat crazy." (A Jack in the Box fruit smoothie? Really?)

Product of the Day: I'm With Nobody T-Shirt

GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:30:00 -0800

Valentine's Day can suck for the single gal or guy. When everyone is all kissy face in the streets and you can't turn around without a box of heart-shaped candies shoved in your face, you may find yourself wanting to hide in your apartment eating junk food. To you I say, wear your single status with pride! You're not merely independent, following your bliss, or God forbid, "Quirky Alone" - you're with nobody, and you're proud! Am I right, am I right? Crickets . . .

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Take That, Justin Timberlake!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:22:50 -0800

Ladies and gentlemen, we now have the feminine rejoinder to JT's "Junk in a Box"--"My Box in a Box."

What Can I Send my Boyfriend?

DearSugar — Fri, 18 May 2007 06:00:00 -0700

My boyfriend is always complaining he never gets anything in the mail other than bills and junk so I want to do something cute, quirky, and or kinky and send him something. Do you have any ideas as to what I can send? --Postmarked Penny

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Dear Postmarked Penny--

What a cute idea -- gone are the days of receiving handwritten letters, let alone an out of the blue gift or care package, so I think you are so sweet to surprise your boyfriend like this! While it is much easier to send women fun mail, here are some general ideas that you might like.

Buy him a weekly or monthly subscription to his favorite magazine. If you want to push the envelope a little, you could opt for FHM, Maxim, or even Playboy!
A simple heart felt card is always a lovely gesture. If you want to stretch out the surprise, you could send him a daily note, leaving the grand finale to arrive on a Saturday
Sending photos of you two together is another heartfelt idea. If you want to step it up a notch, send some sexy photos of you in your favorite lingerie, although be careful when sending compromising pictures through the mail, you don't want them to get into the wrong hands!
I would consider an invitation to be fun mail, so you could formally invite him to dinner out on the town or a surprise weekend away
If you're feeling like spoiling your man through his stomach, you could send him a care package of Omaha Steaks or his favorite mustards for his next BBQ. I am sure he would be thrilled to open a box like that!

Whatever you decide to send, I guarantee your boyfriend will be touched by your loving gesture. Have fun!

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