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Junk in a Box: Puppet-Style
The same guy who brought you the puppet version of David Hasselhoff drunk now presents the puppet version of the year-old holiday classic, "D*ck in a Box." Mixing puppets with sexy time is so wrong, and it only gets worse when you get a glimpse of JT's puppet incarnation— it pretty much sucks the sexy right out of the singer. Why, puppet master, why?!
Harry Potter: The Recovered Manuscript
Forget magic. Harry now has hormones.
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It's My Cat In A Box!
Once Justin Timberlake's "Junk in a Box" went viral, a number of female spoofs followed. There was "Box in a Box," followed by "Tits In A Box," and even the tailor-made for geeks version, "Put a Mac in Your Top." And now a couple cats are purrrrrin' back with their own rejoinder.
Tits in a Box
It just keeps comin' in people. First Justin Timberlake was on SNL. Then, this woman's video spoof went viral.
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The Gift That Keeps On Giving: JT's Junk in a Box
In this SNL skit, Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake--sporting gold chains, weird facial hair, poofy mullets, and ill-fitting suits--sing about giving the ultimate gift at Christmas: themselves. "Step one, cut a hole in a box. Step 2, put your junk in that box..."
Jackie O in (Vintage) Nude Photo Scandal!
A word to the wise: naked photos can always resurface — even decades later. As archivists sort through 610 boxes full of memorabilia and junk collected by the late Andy Warhol, they recently stumbled upon an autographed nude photo of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.
Jackie O was a frequent muse to the packrat artist and apparently gifted him a naked poster signed, "For Andy, with enduring affection, Jackie Montauk."
Jack in the Box Caters to the Menopausal Woman?
In addition to featuring one of the best junk food burgers out there — the Sourdough Jack (oh, man I just made myself hungry!) — I have to say Jack in the Box has some pretty great commercials. Take this one for their fruit smoothies, featuring a glassy-eyed menopausal woman who claims this beverage keeps her from going "street rat crazy." (A Jack in the Box fruit smoothie?
Product of the Day: I'm With Nobody T-Shirt
Valentine's Day can suck for the single gal or guy. When everyone is all kissy face in the streets and you can't turn around without a box of heart-shaped candies shoved in your face, you may find yourself wanting to hide in your apartment eating junk food. To you I say, wear your single status with pride!
Take That, Justin Timberlake!
Ladies and gentlemen, we now have the feminine rejoinder to JT's "Junk in a Box"--"My Box in a Box."
What Can I Send my Boyfriend?
My boyfriend is always complaining he never gets anything in the mail other than bills and junk so I want to do something cute, quirky, and or kinky and send him something. Do you have any ideas as to what I can send? --Postmarked Penny
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