I've heard of ass-vertising, but gut-vertising? I don't think Micky D's would be pleased.
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As a savory food lover and a fan of people with a good sense of humor, I love this story. Tom and Kerry Watts of Norwich, CT both love burgers and decided that substituting a 42-pound cheeseburger (the equivalent of 100 quarter pounders) for a wedding cake was the way to go. Tom, a firefighter, said of their unusual choice: "Not only did I get to marry the woman of my dreams but I also got to have the burger of my dreams in the same day."
Introducing: The new spokesperson for Pepto Bismol
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You are truly a junk-food junkie if you can watch this Burger King ad for its breakfast Cheesy Tots (hash browns filled with cheese) and crave them in spite of the nasty tongue erection the entire ad is organized around. What am I talking about? Just watch.
Mmmm...crunchy. Also offered in Cool Raunch flavor.
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No matter how crappy the chain restaurant, if they build it, I will come. I don't know what it is about me and junk food. I have gourmet tastes, but sometimes nothing but chicken fingers dipped in ranch dressing, deep-fried cheese sticks, and a salad drenched in blue cheese dressing will do.
Dear Sugar
I've never worried about my weight; I've always been slender and my metabolism is very fast. However, in general my eating habits are bad. I love junk food.
Pizza crusts filled with cheese and meat. Monster portions. Obesity at an all-time high.
But does it matter more than the awesome name "Dippas?" Or that these women say "uni" for university? Not in my book.