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A Lone Voice in the Wilderness

GiggleSugar — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 09:20:20 -0700

Scientists recently discovered and photographed a lone Girls Gone Wild who appeared to have veered away from her Spring Break pack, mutated, and found her inner feminist. Shhhh! Don't tell Joe Francis!

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If You Had To...

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0700

These two douches aren't exactly a girl's best friend. The almost unrecognizable Andy Dick was recently arrested outside a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in a Murrieta, CA, parking lot for groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts, and Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild infamy likes to get girls drunk and then film them stripping and making fools of themselves. This might be the hardest one, people, so I'll try to make it as easy as possible. Which one of these losers would you kiss if you had to . . . ?

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Apes Gone Wild!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:00:00 -0800

Every party needs a party animal to get things started. Here's Rolling Rock's version: "He's the rockin'est monkey in all the land!" You know, he does look a little like "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis...

Bailouts Gone Wild: Porn Industry Asks Congress For $5 Billion

CitizenSugar — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:02:57 -0800

The porn industry is hurting! With less money to waste, Americans are being forced to look at free Internet porn or seek meaningful relationships. And now, porn industry bigwigs have asked Congress for the same ride given to car manufacturers.

If they're going to make this work, Hustler magazine founder Larry Flynt and porn mogul Joe Francis really need to get their stories straight. Francis sees the bailout as necessary to meet the increasing demand for porn. He said, "In difficult economic times, Americans turn to entertainment for relief. More and more, the kind of entertainment they turn to is adult entertainment."

Yet Flynt believes it's necessary to stimulate (sorry!) America's sexual appetite. "With all this economic misery and people losing money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind."

Rest assured, bailout or no bailout, the industry is not at risk of collapsing. "But as long as the government is handing out money," Francis said, "we want to be there to take it."

Meanwhile, they await Congress's response.

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Mom? Dad? Is Anybody Home?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Remember the tramp stamp stickers sold at Toys "R" Us? This little darling just got one . . . and won't quit lifting her shirt (don't even think about it, Joe Francis) to show the new tatt off, along with her fave pair of My Little Pony purple panties. Kids are so gosh darn cute these days - how can we stand it?

Thanks, eBaum's World!

You Might Not Wanna Say That...

GiggleSugar — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:00:00 -0700

Who did they get to write this English workbook-Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild?

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Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:02:18 -0700

Tigers might become extinct? War in Iraq? But what about Paris Hilton?! - Gallery Of The Absurd
Top 10 pop culture urban legends. - Cracked
"Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis is writing letters from jail. Boo freakin' hoo. - Best Week Ever
Someone's gonna be in trou-ble! Robbie Williams knocked off stage during concert! - Web Junk TV
This guy proves that Beyonce is truly "Irreplaceable." - i am bored
Even gangstas got curfews. - Glumbert
Who needs nine months when you have 50 cents and a whole lotta skill?- College Humor
Mary Poppins called. She wants her word back. - Web Junk TV