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Where Do You Stand? Breaking Up and Getting Back Together

DearSugar — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:00:00 -0700

Jimmy Kimmel joined the ladies of The View yesterday, fresh off his second breakup with Sarah Silverman - which was of course one of their first topics of conversation. He didn't divulge too much information, but when Barbara Walters asked if their relationship was over for good this time, he said she'll have to ask Sarah - in other words, he wasn't opposed to the idea.

A lot of you feel that taking breaks can be beneficial to a relationship, but tell me where you stand on the notion of breaking up and getting back together. Does the drama bring a level of excitement back to the relationship, or is all the uncertainty just a recipe for disaster?

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Have You Ever Eased Out of a Relationship?

DearSugar — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel dated for five years so there's no doubt in my mind that their breakup has been extremely tough on both of them. Although their reps say that they remain good friends, they were caught holding hands over the weekend. But since they were not only lovers, but also each other's best friend, I can only imagine how hard it must be to suddenly have that person out of your life. It makes it perfectly reasonable that they would want to spend time together post-breakup. They are denying a reconciliation but it's pretty obvious that they aren't ready to completely let go of one another. So have you ever eased out of a relationship like this? Have you ever desired to spend time with your ex simply out of comfort or familiarity?

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Did the Cookie Monster Say What I Think He Said?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

This particular episode of Sesame Street was brought to us by the letter "F." In keeping with the theme of the program, the Cookie Monster was to use a word beginning with the letter "F" to describe the fabulously fantastic cookie in his hand. One of Jimmy Kimmel's censors, however, didn't approve of the Cookie Monster's word choice and gave him the *bleep*. We can now only wonder what was really said...

Unnecessary Censorship: Mister Rogers Edition

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:14:01 -0700

Mr. Rogers dedicated his life to the provision of wholesome programming to educate young people, inspire their imaginations, and foster a healthy curiosity of the world around them. Enter Jimmy Kimmel. His curiosity stays on one track and one track only - the track of innuendo. He took old clips of everyone's favorite neighbor and "freshened" them up a bit by adding a few too many censors. Before long, our trusty imaginations take over . . .

Unnecessary Censorship Is a Bleeping Riot

GiggleSugar — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Sesame Street's Count von Count may not have deserved to get censored, but Dr. Phil is another story. (We've seen what he calls "counseling" and methinks we can manage without it, thanks.) Most of the shows and peeps below didn't need to be *bleep*ed, but Jimmy Kimmel *bleeped*ed them anyway - cuz *bleep*ing is fun, no?

The Unenthused Millionaire Lotto Winners Are Ba-ack!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:00:00 -0700

You may not remember - cuz you were too busy prying your sleep heavy eyes open - but we met this duo yesterday. Robert and Tanya Harris were the big-time lotto winners (think: hundreds of millions of dollars) who appeared on The Today Show and couldn't contain their ~~excitement~~ buzzkill over this life-altering win. He quit his job and she's getting a brand new luxury car, but neither of them could muster up the will to feign enthusiasm and crack a smile. So how are these thrill seekers gonna blow their money? Let's check back in.

Batman: Up to No Good Again

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:00:00 -0800

The last time we caught up with Batman, he was throwing punches at some random dude on Hollywood Boulevard while waiting for the cops to show up. Here he is again getting arrested over a porta-potty dispute in the same location. I guess superheroes have needs too, but couldn't it have waited, Batman? And also, get the hell out of Hollywood. It's no good for you.

Jimmy Kimmel: Product Testing On Kids

GiggleSugar — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0700

In an effort to tackle childhood obesity, Jimmy Kimmel came up with a few healthy alternatives to old cereal favorites. Vegetably Pebbles, anyone? How about a big bowl of Ice Krispies? The following kids were gullible enough to try these milky concoctions and their reactions (and outbursts regarding tooth loss, vomit, and sexual organs) were pretty darn cute and funny!

Crazy Fan: Celebrity Defender

GiggleSugar — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:00:00 -0700

Remember the fan-atic who screamed out in anguish when Paris Hilton was sentenced more jail time? Well, now that OJ's in trouble, the crazy dude is ba-ack. Decked out in a "I Heart Famous People" ball cap, he makes a habit of appearing outside the courthouses of all the newsworthy celeb trials. His mission is to voice his support, make a scene and give everyone a huge headache (excluding those of us who find him highlarious). I heart him. (But shouldn't he spend his time attending to those teef of his?)

Jimmy Kimmel Dissects Miss Teen SC's Intriguing Speech Defects

GiggleSugar — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:01:50 -0700

Break it down, Jimmy, break it down! It's the story that won't die! (Partly because U.S. Americans are ob-sessed with Miss Teen S.C.--or at least this U.S. American.) In this clip, Jimmy Kimmel deconstructs the intriguing mangling of the English language perpetrated by Lauren Upton. I'm telling you, there are certain poets who would KILL to have this loose a relationship with grammar, syntax and logic.