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Cute Alert: Jessica The Bourgeois Hippo

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:00:26 -0700

This lucky hippo was found as a baby by a South African man who went on to raise her with his wife...in their house. (She's already broken a couch and a bed, but hey, she's "big boned.") Jessica snacks with this couple's dogs, chugs coffee all day, and gets evening massages. Although she hangs out with the wild hippos nearby, she always manages to return back home. Uh, duh! The only thing that's missing from this spa setting is Jessica's own home entertainment system!

There's a Moose on the Loose!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:00:00 -0800

Oh, wait. He actually lives with you guys? I'm confused, and Anaisethenry who sent it in isn't quite sure what's going on either. Perhaps we should just stop making sense and go with it. (I wonder if Mr. Moose knows Miss Jessica the bourgeois hippo?)

GiggleSugar Best Of The Week

GiggleSugar — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:00:00 -0700

Jessica: the luckiest hippo ever.
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