Mar 5 2009 - 7:00am When you're an A-list celeb who's just given birth, or even an obscure person who suddenly finds herself with 16 babies (whoops — how ever did that happen!), a baby these days pretty much guarantees a tabloid cover, plus a nice sum of money. And for the lower-tiered stars? Well, The Onion imagines that, like the rest of us peons, they'd have to suck it up and fork over some cold hard cash just to get attention.
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This is priceless. I love how she paid to print it with her own ink. I think Heidi Montag might do that.
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I don't like it when people make fun of her.
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