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Japanese Boob Show Is Omigosh, So Fake

GiggleSugar — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:00:00 -0700

This is exactly why dudes have unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. I bet a few even think these ta-tas are real. And they expect all of us to have a set that can perform 360 degree rotations before powering into a projectile nipple light show. Well sorry, boys. That kind of foreplay only happens in Japan.

Singing Sushi Shows Off Some Raw Talent

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Do kiddies have to be coaxed into eating sushi in Japan? I wouldn't think so, but if the aim of this live-action, singing sushi show is to persuade peeps to push their palates in the raw direction, then this is a gamble. I personally don't want to see the contents of my meal get up and into a chorus line, but the personification of uncooked food is a widespread marketing trend nowadays. (Thanks, eBaum's World!)

No False Promises Here

GiggleSugar — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

The commercial opens with a chubby old dude jumping rope on a tropical beach while dressed in a pink, two-piece workout outfit. Is it not obvious? It's straight out of Japan, which means it's only gonna get better from here - or worse, depending on your tolerance for improbable body morphing, unwarranted sex changes, and other forms of "creative" advertising. All this to sell a stinking bottle of hornet juice . . .

Guess What She's Selling?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:10:00 -0700

Our friends in Japan never cease to entertain. Leave it to them to give an ordinary product some extraordinary ~~packaging~~ "enhancements" to entice male consumers. You know what they say - sex sells. The question is: What exactly is our gal selling? (Besides blatant sexism.)

Do You Know Your Chicken?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:00:00 -0700

When I stumbled upon this vid, I initially thought I was watching a sitcom, then a music vid, then an advertisement, and finally, I concluded that I really didn't give an eff. This trip is worth taking regardless! To hell with knowing ourselves, it's all about knowing our oversized, trumpet-tooting, robot-dancing, anthropomorphic chickens. Sit back and funkify your Friday with the girl duo Cibo Matto . . .

Ramen: It's Not Just For Dinner!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:00:00 -0700

Have these people lost their minds? If stewing in broth and soaking in soy sauce counts as crazy, then yes. But the Ramen Noodle bath is actually a spa treatment offered in Japan (surprise, surprise). Some people believe it cleanses skin and improves metabolism. The noodles aren't edible, but the pork-based broth is the real deal. Sharing brown-colored hot water with a group of strangers? Count me out!

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Diabolical Japanese Floor Prank

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 May 2007 10:14:20 -0700

Japanese television strikes again! In this case, innocent folks walking down the hall get the scare of their lives. Anyone remember C.H.U.D.?

Good Times: Special Effects Done Live!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 May 2007 11:00:00 -0700

Japanese television always has a plethora of insane and useless antics on display, but this-- this is just downright cool. Only two people are visible in the following performance, but I've counted up to ten on stage at once. They all work seamlessly together to create a less than romantic dinner scene where everything is tossed and turned upside down- boyfriend not excluded. The War Of The Roses has nothin' on this couple!

"Baby-Cry Sumo" Contest

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 May 2007 07:00:00 -0700

Yes folks, this is exactly what it looks like. It's the annual "Baby-Cry Sumo" contest, held in Tokyo, where babies face off against each other in a battle to the high-pitched finish. The contest is thought to bring good health to its pint-sized participants. I've spared you the audio that could have accompanied the gallery of photos below--you can thank me later.

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Dancing With The Flash Mob

GiggleSugar — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:00:00 -0700

A highly-choreographed Japanese flash mob forgot to choreograph what would happen when the cops show up to crash (and crush) the party. I guess scattering like spazzes could be considered "improvisational dance."