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Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800

Does anything scream "single and ready to mingle!" more than Teenar, the Girl Guitar? It looks as though Sideshow Bob pictured above (otherwise known as Lou Reimuller) combined two of his favorite fetishes to invent Teenar. He took a vintage department store mannequin (that he "happened" to have on hand) and converted her into a fully-powered electric guitar. Why play tunes for a lady, when one can just play a lady? Classy.

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Got Wedgie?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:00:00 -0800

Introducing: The Rip-Away 1000. These twin cuties invented a pair of wedgie-proof underwear, but from what I can tell, it leaves bullies with an elastic waistband in their hands (to parade around the schoolyard) and their victims with a fallen pair of underwear gathered at their knees. I'm not quite sure how this makes the situation any better, but good try boys!

Dumbass Invention Of The Day

GiggleSugar — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0700

The Self-Sustainable Chair is actually an unflattering dress made of the finest polyethylene. Two pumps extend from the bodice and attach to foot weights that force air into a bubble of fabric positioned over the booty (heyyy!) while walking. The result is a ready-to-sit-on chair you can use anywhere-- for five seconds. That is, until the weight of all the junk in your real trunk deflates the cushion and leaves you looking plain dumbass. For more awkward demos, click here.

Are We Seriously This Lazy?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:00:00 -0700

Here's an ad for an automatic paper towel dispenser. Yes folks, someone came along and thought that tearing a pre-perforated piece of paper from its roll involved too much effort. The Towel-matic promises to "make your life a lot easier at home"-- because getting a paper towel really zaps the energy right out of you. The irony is that even after using the product, you still have to rip the paper from the roll yourself! Am missing something here?

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 06 May 2007 01:02:19 -0700

Man attempts to improve upon the automobile. Man radically fails.

Do Tell: What Modern Invention Can You Not Live Without?

DearSugar — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:00:00 -0700

I can't live without my flat iron, my BlackBerry, and my iPod. I've grown so accustomed to using these things that I really can't imagine my life without them. I know I'm not alone in relying on such modern inventions, so tell me ladies, what is it that you just can't live without? Is it Spanx, iChat, or your Hybrid car? Whatever it is, tell us in the comments below!

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Un-Useless Japanese Inventions

GiggleSugar — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:00:00 -0700

Remember that book of 101 Unuseless Japanese Inventions? Well, here are a few of those ideas at play in the real world. Don't be too quick to judge! Toilet paper headgear may look ridiculous now, but just wait until cold season rolls around and everyone's noses start running, you might find yourself wanting to be a "roll-model" like the woman pictured above. (Har, har, har!) Check out the other zany inventions below.

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Whale-Tail Be Gone!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:13:19 -0800

A couple of annoyed mothers want to do away with whale tail. Amen, sisters! They invented something called the "Hip-T"- a tube top for the midsection. Not only does it keep that obnoxious whale tail from making a show of itself, but it also prevents the emergence of the dreaded muffin top. If you ask me, women should just start buying clothes that fit them properly. Until that happens, this will do.

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Do Tell: What Invention Could you not Live Without?

DearSugar — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:00:00 -0700

Since we live in such a tech heavy society, it's hard to believe we got by without cell phones, the internet, digital camera's, debit cards, Tivo, IPods, etc. While staying connected is incredibly important to me, ladies, do tell, what invention could you just not live without?

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Wacky Inventions: Worthwhile Or Wack?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:00:00 -0700

Sure, these inventions aren't worth any honorable mention but they were still featured on The Tonight Show. Why? Because of their worthwhile worthlessness, that's why. Although I don't know anyone in need of a "nose warmer," I do know that when in need of a good laugh, all I have to do is re-watch the inventor pitch her product by transforming herself into a three-eyed pirate. Now who could live without that?