Does anything scream "single and ready to mingle!" more than Teenar, the Girl Guitar? It looks as though Sideshow Bob pictured above (otherwise known as Lou Reimuller) combined two of his favorite fetishes to invent Teenar.
Introducing: The Rip-Away 1000. These twin cuties invented a pair of wedgie-proof underwear, but from what I can tell, it leaves bullies with an elastic waistband in their hands (to parade around the schoolyard) and their victims with a fallen pair of underwear gathered at their knees. I'm not quite sure how this makes the situation any better, but good try boys!
The Self-Sustainable Chair is actually an unflattering dress made of the finest polyethylene. Two pumps extend from the bodice and attach to foot weights that force air into a bubble of fabric positioned over the booty (heyyy!) while walking. The result is a ready-to-sit-on chair you can use anywhere-- for five seconds.
Here's an ad for an automatic paper towel dispenser. Yes folks, someone came along and thought that tearing a pre-perforated piece of paper from its roll involved too much effort. The Towel-matic promises to "make your life a lot easier at home"-- because getting a paper towel really zaps the energy right out of you.
Man attempts to improve upon the automobile. Man radically fails.
I can't live without my flat iron, my BlackBerry, and my iPod. I've grown so accustomed to using these things that I really can't imagine my life without them. I know I'm not alone in relying on such modern inventions, so tell me ladies, what is it that you just can't live without?
Remember that book of 101 Unuseless Japanese Inventions? Well, here are a few of those ideas at play in the real world. Don't be too quick to judge!
A couple of annoyed mothers want to do away with whale tail. Amen, sisters! They invented something called the "Hip-T"— a tube top for the midsection.
Since we live in such a tech heavy society, it's hard to believe we got by without cell phones, the internet, digital camera's, debit cards, Tivo, IPods, etc. While staying connected is incredibly important to me, ladies, do tell, what invention could you just not live without?
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Sure, these inventions aren't worth any honorable mention but they were still featured on The Tonight Show. Why? Because of their worthwhile worthlessness, that's why.