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No Good Deed Goes Unnoticed

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Meanwhile, George can't stop grinning . . .

Kiddie Show: Rainbow

GiggleSugar — Sat, 31 May 2008 03:00:00 -0700

The writers of children's programming place a high priority on making their shows entertaining for adults and children alike - but this is something else. Rainbow, a '70s UK kiddie show, upped the ante on adult entertainment value. The following clip from the "Twangers" episode was a staff joke that was jam packed with innuendo. Hey, what they don't know, won't pervert them - right? Wrong. This episode never aired for the general public. (Thanks for the update, meerkat!)

Pervy Toy Bucket Is Pretty Ballsy

GiggleSugar — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 03:00:00 -0800

Can someone please wash this filthy bucket's mouth out with soap?

If You Know What I Mean...

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:30:00 -0700

These corny "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" guys crack me up. In this skit, they improvise office conversations jam-packed ("if you now what I mean...") with innuendo. They're so witty and quick-tongued ("if you know what I mean...") that they actually keep this going for a full two minutes ("if you know what I mean...")! Enjoy.

Will You Be My Ski Honey?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:00:00 -0700

When they say "let's hit the slopes," this is not what they have in mind.

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A Commercial Only A Dirty Mind Can Appreciate

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:00:00 -0700

This commercial (advertising a naughty television channel?) is seemingly innocent, but a dirty mind will realize that it's chock-full of sexual references. Give it whirl and see if you can spot them all. Our video production guy (who clearly has too much time on his hands) took it upon himself to count and recount and triple check his tally and arrived at a final count of 21 innuendos. Can you keep up?

Thanks, 13gb!

The Cork Soakers

GiggleSugar — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 04:00:00 -0700

If you liked overhearing the porch sitters discuss their "decks" in great detail, then you should appreciate this SNL skit. While visiting a vineyard, a wine tasting group is introduced to the art and practice of "cork soaking." Say that five times without making something dirrty of it.

Logo Innuendo

GiggleSugar — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:15:00 -0700

Is that what they're calling it these days?

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Sunday Confessional: I Embarrassed My Boyfriend at Work

DearSugar — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 09:00:00 -0800

My boyfriend and I communicate during the work day over instant message, usually just to check in and say hi. He's been working some really long hours and it feels as though we are two ships passing in the night even though we live together. In an effort to keep things spicy, we often times IM each other sexual innuendos and it's really been helpful during these busy days to keep the romance alive.

We made dinner plans, just the two of us, Friday night. Before leaving work, I IMed him and went into short but explicit detail about how excited I was for our night together. When I didn't hear anything back, I just assumed he was away from his desk so I logged off and went home. When he got home later that night, he looked furious. Apparently he was giving a presentation and his computer was hooked up to a projector in front of his entire team - they all saw my IM. He went on to tell me that I had embarrassed him and made him look unprofessional, but I meant absolutely no harm! I was just trying to tease him before our much-needed night together, but he's beyond upset with me. Can I be forgiven?

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You Asked: He Doesn't Have Boundaries

DearSugar — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:00:00 -0700

Dear Sugar,

My boyfriend of three years supervises around 25 women. About eight months ago, we were out of town and he received a text message, which I picked up since he wasn't around. It was a very sexual joke from one of his employees, whom I already have issues with since she's constantly telling my boyfriend how she wants to leave her husband, which I find totally inappropriate.

I didn't say anything, but I checked his phone bills later and found that for the past year, he's been texting her 20 to 30 times a month! I confronted him and he assured me that they were all work related - even though some were in the middle of the night. I knew he was lying so I kept pressing him and went so far as to tell him that I had requested the transcripts from our provider. He went nuts, but admitted they were sexual jokes and comments. I was devastated. She's married; he's her supervisor and he was deleting them from his phone so that I wouldn't see them.

I told him to stop or I was leaving him. He told her that she could only contact him via cell if it were work related - there are office and lab phones and he has voicemail so there's no need to use the cell at all. She stopped contact for eight months, until finally she started up again. My boyfriend won't say anything else to her; she is very manipulative. I'm concerned they're going to fall back into the same pattern. We've talked about getting married, but honestly I don't think I want to continue with this man if he won't put up boundaries that make me feel safe. Am I wrong to feel this way?

- In Need of Boundaries Beth

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Dear In Need of Boundaries Beth,

Your boyfriend has been exchanging sexual innuendos with a married employee, so I think it's quite normal to feel uncomfortable by the situation. Although it's easy to mark this other woman as manipulative, keep in mind that your boyfriend is a grown man, and perfectly capable of putting an end to these texts. Needless to say, there are some deep trust issues in your relationship, and until your boyfriend can acknowledge your concerns, I doubt that they can be fixed.

Don't let him make you think that your concerns are irrational; you have every right to feel the way that you do. But likewise, don't allow yourself to continue your paranoid snooping. If you feel yourself wanting to check his phone bills again then, to me, that's a signal that your relationship isn't healthy. Since you know that you can't maintain a relationship without appropriate boundaries, then if this continues, I think you know what you need to do.

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